Members Snappy Hat Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 I felt the urge an hour ago but nothings happening and now I am an hour late I hate my bowels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Killa J Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 Maybe see a therapist? You're not going to catch anything from a public {censored}ter. Unless you have sores or cuts on your ass. And then maybe see a doctor instead of a therapist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snappy Hat Posted December 1, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 Originally Posted by Killa J Maybe see a therapist?You're not going to catch anything from a public {censored}ter. Unless you have sores or cuts on your ass. And then maybe see a doctor instead of a therapist. I dont like {censored} encrusted toilets, piss on toilet seats, piss on the floor where my pants will have touch. Lack of toilet paper . No thanks . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 Originally Posted by Snappy Hat I dont like {censored} encrusted toilets, piss on toilet seats, piss on the floor where my pants will have touch. Lack of toilet paper . No thanks . This, i am the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Killa J Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 Everything other than the lack of toilet paper is fine. There's only a few situations where I'd wipe my ass with my bare hand, and a public toilet isn't one. You made the correct choice (unless there was a corncob available). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kardula Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 This just reminds me of that episode of How I Met Your Mother where Marshall is nervous about using the public restroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 I've {censored} in at least 300 different public restrooms. No issues here. Brb, burning itch on my genitals, must scratch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elder Things Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 1st world problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mogwix Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 you don't {censored}ing eat with your ass, you tards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paul88lx Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 Oatmeal is your friend in the fiber war against constipation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snappy Hat Posted December 1, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 Originally Posted by Elder Things 1st world problems First world placebo fix.Anyhow it all came out in the end and the ordeal is over . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarkBastable Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 Originally Posted by Snappy Hat I felt the urge an hour ago but nothings happening and now I am an hour late I hate my bowels. I was convinced it was going to be an uneventful and rather forgettable day. And then this. How wrong I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarkBastable Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 Originally Posted by Snappy Hat I felt the urge an hour ago but nothings happening and now I am an hour late I hate my bowels. I was convinced it was going to be an uneventful and rather forgettable day. And then - out of a clear blue sky - this happens. How wrong I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 Originally Posted by Snappy Hat Anyhow it all came out in the end and the ordeal is over . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members this is paul Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 You know how they say you have a drinking problem when it interferes with day to day life? Yeeeaaaaaa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JR13 Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 i used to hate public restrooms until I went to college and live in a dorm where a ton of guys shared a bathroom. i got over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bumhucker Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 I hate public bathrooms. Both of the toilets at work yesterday had {censored} sprayed all over the back of the seat and bowl.... WTF? Some people are pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slunderfungus Posted December 1, 2012 Members Share Posted December 1, 2012 Originally Posted by Snappy Hat I dont like {censored} encrusted toilets, piss on toilet seats, piss on the floor where my pants will have touch. Lack of toilet paper . No thanks . Neither do I, but I do have designated {censored}ters throughout the city. If I really must go I have a few places I can go where the {censored}ters are kept clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeppelin Rules Posted December 2, 2012 Members Share Posted December 2, 2012 I was like that for the longest time but I have incredibly uncooperative bowels so I got over it out of necessity. I'll always look for the cleanest one though. The trick is the toilet paper nest. Then again, I'm not much of a germophobe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elder Things Posted December 2, 2012 Members Share Posted December 2, 2012 Why not carry a package of sanitizer around then? There are tons of surfaces more likely to cause infection that are common for a person to come in contact with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DFB Posted December 2, 2012 Members Share Posted December 2, 2012 Nothing beats home field advantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GodBlessTexas Posted December 2, 2012 Members Share Posted December 2, 2012 1st world problems A can of lysol and roll of Charmin is even better, because those things stick to your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rock Hardness Posted December 2, 2012 Members Share Posted December 2, 2012 Toilet??? I work in construction. Before I got a job working for a health care provider, it was all porta-potties. No flush, no heat/AC, no fan. Then, no sink, no soap, no paper towels. Bad enough peeing, the mere thought of anything else made me anal-retentive. Of course luck will run out on you one day and you just...GOTTA GOOOO!!!!!! Think many people choose to dump in the Green Room? Imagine the aftermath. Then imagine the aftermath if the thing is due for cleaning.... Plus, have you ever seen what happens when some disgruntled worker jumps in his car and rage-wrecks his way through a temp-power pole, fifty feet of chain-link fence and two porta-{censored}ters? (fortunately unoccupied) Never mind the potential for "jokes", or sweet revenge. Saw a shop-boy, sick of an apprentice's constant berating, park the shop-truck against the door, trapping his tormenter inside. Also, those things can be tipped over.....or fork-lifted, or carried off by a crane!!! Butch up, Snappy:cop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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