Members angus_old Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Originally posted by jerry_picker The big question is...which AMP??? He'd go DI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shovelhead Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Originally posted by docjeff "...and verily I say unto you, that in the final days, there will come upon you many false prophets, and they will be playing Agiles, Burnys, and Tokais, and they will deceive the multitudes. Do not believe them, for they are not of the light. They live in darkness." Perfect!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shovelhead Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Originally posted by headpiecepuzzle You guys aren't looking at this the right way. Jesus was a very minimalist kind of guy. He'd play a stock mexican tele into a classic 30 and it would be the most amazing tone you've ever heard. That would be a miracle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members angus_old Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 A long, long time ago there was this really cool Matrix 12 string acoustic on ebay with a picture of Mary behind the soundhole.went for $75, wish I'd upped my bid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jerry_picker Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Originally posted by guitarslinger213 He played that guitar like Mark Knopfler and sang like Merle Haggard. Can I get an "Amen!" y'all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members warriorxtman Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Here ya go...and the amp....Mesa Boogie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members FryGuy Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Originally posted by warriorxtman Here ya go...and the amp....Mesa Boogie! Yea, straight from burn the priest dot com! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Originally posted by warriorxtman Here ya go...and the amp....Mesa Boogie! That's a Bass amp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarcapo Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 acoustic: Harmony Sovereign electric: Squire telecaster. And of course he sounds VERY good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarNed Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Somebody already suggested Martin, because they are made in Nazareth. I agree. Jesus will select a HD28, tarted up with maxo Martin decoration. Brazilian rosewood sides & back, spruce top. It will be specially custom fitted with an Aura sound system, paired with a Martin Gold undersaddle pickup. Oh, yeah. For hard rocking songs, Jesus will choose a custom Gibson LP with a cherry/tobacco burst top WITHOUT flaming. Jesus dislikes flamed tops. Ebony fingerboard, of course. As a special thank-you to the Gibson company, Jesus will determine which Gibson executives and attorneys were responsible for recent LAWSUITS against other manufacturers and transport those persons directly to HELL. Jesus will advise remaining Gibson executives to compete on merit and product quality in the future. Jesus may also pick up a Roland ready Strat and matching Roland midi interpreter. Nice to be able to fire up an angelic chorus or trumpet shout right from the guitar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LAracer Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators The Eristic Posted September 13, 2005 Moderators Share Posted September 13, 2005 :^D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members curseoftruth Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 A BC Rich NJ Beast -- speak softly and carry a big stick into the temple to blast away the money changers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ronzo II Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Originally posted by docjeff "...and verily I say unto you, that in the final days, there will come upon you many false prophets, and they will be playing Agiles, Burnys, and Tokais, and they will deceive the multitudes. Do not believe them, for they are not of the light. They live in darkness." "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." (Matthew 19:24) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members angstwulf Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Air guitar. The feedback will shatter windows. I mean, come on, MIRACLES, dudes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members acravero Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 I can't believe no one has said the "Les Pope John Paul II" (photo & idea courtesy of Mazi Bee): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gibson185 Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Jesus would play a Rickenbacker 360 in White. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walfordr Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 He'd buy that tele that was on the bay a few months ago so he could get his beard back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jchrist Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Gibson Les Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members joesl8 Posted September 13, 2005 Members Share Posted September 13, 2005 Jesus would play some cheap Montgomery Wards special guitar and amp combo, probably something meant for a child beginner. It would sound like the background {censored} Bill & Ted played! It would not be Bogus, yes way Rufus! A little side note, his guitar strap would be made from only the freshes cut Cambodian circumsized foreskins, and when you rubbed it, it would become a gig bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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