Members daklander Posted January 16, 2006 Members Share Posted January 16, 2006 This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in Wyoming.He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "If you ain't goin to eat that, mind if I do"? The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states "Nah, go ahead". Eagerly the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, thats as far as I got, too". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tedster Posted January 16, 2006 Members Share Posted January 16, 2006 That's about the grossest joke I've heard in a long time, Dak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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