Members Yasgurs Farm Posted June 20, 2008 Members Share Posted June 20, 2008 Actually, I was de-scrotumed about 10 years ago. I shoot blanks.Pics, or it didn't happen. Just kiddy. Dammit, I said JUST KIDDING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gilgators Posted June 20, 2008 Members Share Posted June 20, 2008 Actually, they just shot me up with valium and cut a couple of tubes. It's known as a vasectomy. We really didn't want kids. Technically, I believe that's known as being de-scrotum-ectom-ized ... or having a de-scrotum-ectom-ization (technically speaking, of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drawdeep Posted June 20, 2008 Members Share Posted June 20, 2008 You guy's ain't right Anyway, on topic, a few months ago, I would have said guitarNed... now he is just invisible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Puckman Posted June 20, 2008 Members Share Posted June 20, 2008 "Them"? What's with all the gender-neutral pronouns? Ooooooooooooooooooh! I get it. You mean me, don't you? Hell, there's nothing so mysterious about me. The 90s were thick with women playing crappy rhythm guitar. I'm practically a cliche at this point. If I were to quit my day job, I could put "crappy female rhythm guitar player" in the "profession" box on my tax form, and the IRS people would totally know what I meant. I don't share a lot of details about myself out here on the vast naked Internets, but nothing about me is really interesting enough to rate an adjective like "inscrutable." I'm just somebody who likes talking about guitars, like all the rest of you. But just to clarify some of the speculation: Yes, I really am female. No, I'm neither exceptionally "hot" nor ugly. Yes, I play guitar a lot. No, I'm not buckethead. Yes, I play in a band. No, it's not anybody you've heard of. Yes, I'm aware that my avatar creeps you out. No, I have no plans to change it any time soon. Anything else you really want to know, just ask. Can't promise I'll spill, but I'll at least respond and be nice about it. Can we go back to talking about guitars now? Your avatar doesn't freak out EVERYONE. Just sayin.... I'm not sure what Golias means or stands for exactly, but you shoulda gone with "Ood" as your handle I think most people around here are inscrutable, simply because of the medium being what it is. I don't know who 99% of you buggers are. Nor does it matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Puckman Posted June 20, 2008 Members Share Posted June 20, 2008 "Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet. " Ancient Chinese proverb. See, that there is pure gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.