Members Abouttreefitty Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 A little back story on Teddy Boy. He's quickly becoming known in Southern California, but not in a good way. He is still in barber school, but that hasn't stopped him from getting barber related tattoos on his face. I present to you, Teddy Boy. Here's how he describes himself: "IM A TEDDY BOY ,IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS LOOK IT UP , IM NOT A GREASER ,IM A PECKERWOOD,I ONLY LISTEN TO 50S ROCK N ROLL,TEDDY BOY ROCK N ROLL ,DOO WOP, ROCKABILLY, AND 77 PUNK, I LOVE MEXICAN AND LATINA ROCKABILLY MOMMACITAS,I LIKE TO FUCK AND EAT ALOT OF SWEET TASTING LATINA CLIT ! I LIVE IN ORANGE COUNTY, I M FROM NEW JERSEY RIGHT OUTSIDE PHILLY, ,CURRENTLY IN SCHOOL TO BE A BARBER ,SO I CAN BE AN OLD SCHOOL BARBER , I WANT TO OPEN MY OWN 1950S STYLED OLD SCHOOL BARBER SHOP ONE DAY , IM VERY OBSESSED WITH RITCHIE VALENS I HAVE A VERY SPIRITUAL CONNECTION TO HIM AND FEEL HIS PRESENSE ALL THE TIME !, I LOVE CREEPER SHOES I ONLY WEAR GEORGE COX CREEPERS,DRAIN PIPE TROUSERS AND DRAPE JACKETS,AND VINTAGE ENGLISH LEATHER JACKETS, AND TEDDY BOY STYLED CLOTHING, ,I HAVE A HUGE FETISH FOR FEMALE FEET I LOVE TO SUCK ON SEXY TOES AND WORSHIP SEXY FEET AND BE A GOOD FOOT SLAVE !,(YES IM A KINKY FUCKER!)! I SING IN A 50S STYLED TEDDY BOY ROCK N ROLL BAND THINK EDDIE COCHRAN MEETS GENE VINCENT, I LOVE MEXICAN GIRLS !, I CHAIN SMOKE CAMEL CIGGS, I LOVE ROCK N ROLL, TRADITIONAL TATTOOS, AND VINTAGE FETISH PHOTOGRAPHY LIKE ELMER BATTERS, I LOVE PIN UP GIRLS, AND MY PREFERRED LOOK FOR A GIRL I DATE OR FUCK IS THE PIN UP, ROCKABILLY CHICK LOOK, I ALSO LOVE THE FETISH LOOK, I LOVE THE 1950S, THE MUSIC, THE LIFESTYLE, THIS COUNTRY WAS SO MUCH BETTER BACK THEN, !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!" "M A TEDDY BOY ,I SING IN A 50S STYLED TEDDY BOY ROCK N ROLL BAND THINK GENE VINCENT MEETS EDDIE COCHRAN ,CURRENTLY IN SCHOOL GETTING MY COSMETOLOGY DEGREE IM STARTING SCHOOL SOON TO BE A BARBER, I LOVE MEXICAN GIRLS THATS MOSTLY ALL I FUCK WITH HERE IN CALIFORNIA THEY FUCK SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHITE GIRLS, I ENJOY GETTING TATS ,HANGING AT HAWLEYWOODS BARBER SHOP IN COSTA MESA, GOING TO ROCK N ROLL , ROCKABILLY SHOWS ,I LOVE WOMENS FEET I HAVE A FOOT FETISH SO I LIKE TO FUCK AND SUCK ON TOES!" Before his brain broke: And after he went insane: And yes, he's on facebook. Two accounts actually. http://www.facebook.com/TEDDYBOYGREG1953 http://www.facebook.com/TEDDYBOYGREG53 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 I actually feel sorry for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cscbo1 Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 He likes feet, latin chicks, tattoos on his face, and he's fascinated with the 50's:idk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 classy guy. I love it when people just get random {censored} tattooed on themselves. Especially when they make it look like none of it goes together, and someone just scribbled stupidity all over their face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gdwill2u Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 Busted brain is baaad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 what's up with the rockabilly dudes that can't find pants long enough? I always feel bad for them, not knowing how to select proper length pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RunJonnyRun Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 Okay so, as someone who does exist in the whole rockabilly psychobilly scene/subculture whatever....I thought this was a complete troll thread based on "his" description of himself. Cuz no one actually talks like that or takes the scene that seriously (okay well a few douches do, but even they aren't that blatant and militant) but then I kept scrolling and saw his pics. Geeeeeeezus this guy is actually for real!!!?!?! What a douche. And I like how he has face tats before hand tats. Classic over compensation and rebellion for the sake of {censored}all. Face tatt'ed douche is a douche. what's up with the rockabilly dudes that can't find pants long enough? I always feel bad for them, not knowing how to select proper length pants. its a teddy boy thing, or anyone wearing skinny jeans and creepers. not my idea of cool. mine stay at an appropriate length, cuffed over my cowboy boots. we are not all dickholes like this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sleewell Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 The {censored}? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted June 19, 2012 Author Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 Okay so, as someone who does exist in the whole rockabilly psychobilly scene/subculture whatever....I thought this was a complete troll thread based on "his" description of himself. Cuz no one actually talks like that or takes the scene that seriously (okay well a few douches do, but even they aren't that blatant and militant) but then I kept scrolling and saw his pics. Geeeeeeezus this guy is actually for real!!!?!?! What a douche. And I like how he has face tats before hand tats. Classic over compensation and rebellion for the sake of {censored}all. Face tatt'ed douche is a douche. Yeah, no troll here. That was all him. I didn't post any of his racist rants because I didn't feel like editing out all of the n-words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mermph Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 A hairstyle's not a lifestyle, imagine sid vicious at 35. (jello biafra) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shane159 Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 WTF??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RunJonnyRun Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 Yeah, no troll here. That was all him. I didn't post any of his racist rants because I didn't feel like editing out all of the n-words. understandable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IPlayMetronome Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 I have to assume the young 'lady' with the cute red toenails has a billion dicks tattooed on her face. There's no other logical conclusion to that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dehumanize Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 not my life, not my problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cscbo1 Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 From his Facebook photos... In Vegas nonetheless He's got money for tattoos, then he has money for prostitutes. Who in their right mind would want to be his girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members esizer Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 what....thee....hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members esizer Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 what....thee....hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FrostByte Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 I have to assume the young 'lady' with the cute red toenails has a billion dicks tattooed on her face. There's no other logical conclusion to that picture. Douches get hotties... I can't explain it, but it's proven true countless times in my life. [edit] I wouldn't be surprised, at all, if he's one of the "cool" rockabilly douches that frequents this forum. There is no reason for that "music". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted June 19, 2012 Author Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 He pulled this post from his facebook page. There is a great thread about him going on here: http://www.theb9.com/thread/877200/american-teddy-boy-depreciation-mystification-thread-posted-on-theB9-board/1 I think he got a little scared about being reported to the IRS when it got brought up there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Warhorse Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 It's Ricky Ricardo on bath salts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 It's Ricky Ricardo on bath salts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Warhorse Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 Lucy! im fucking home!!!! Lucy?,,, where is that bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 I understand that amid the utter sartorial nightmare that is this photo, it might be easy to miss such a relatively minor detail, but may I point out that if you have a sevenhead like Greg, accentuating it with a pompadour hairstyle is not a wise choice? He looks like Herman fucking Munster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members raine36 Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 He pulled this post from his facebook page. There is a great thread about him going on here: http://www.theb9.com/thread/877200/american-teddy-boy-depreciation-mystification-thread-posted-on-theB9-board/1 I think he got a little scared about being reported to the IRS when it got brought up there... I think the best part of that screen cap is that, an hour later, he feels compelled to only correct the spelling of suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 mother {censored}ing piece of mother {censored}ing {censored} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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