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  • Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you "Teddy Boy". Facial tattos on an epic level.

    A little back story on Teddy Boy. He's quickly becoming known in Southern California, but not in a good way. He is still in barber school, but that hasn't stopped him from getting barber related tattoos on his face.

    I present to you, Teddy Boy.

    Here's how he describes himself:
    "IM A TEDDY BOY ,IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS LOOK IT UP , IM NOT A GREASER ,IM A PECKERWOOD,I ONLY LISTEN TO 50S ROCK N ROLL,TEDDY BOY ROCK N ROLL ,DOO WOP, ROCKABILLY, AND 77 PUNK, I LOVE MEXICAN AND LATINA ROCKABILLY MOMMACITAS,I LIKE TO **************** AND EAT ALOT OF SWEET TASTING LATINA CLIT ! I LIVE IN ORANGE COUNTY, I M FROM NEW JERSEY RIGHT OUTSIDE PHILLY, ,CURRENTLY IN SCHOOL TO BE A BARBER ,SO I CAN BE AN OLD SCHOOL BARBER , I WANT TO OPEN MY OWN 1950S STYLED OLD SCHOOL BARBER SHOP ONE DAY , IM VERY OBSESSED WITH RITCHIE VALENS I HAVE A VERY SPIRITUAL CONNECTION TO HIM AND FEEL HIS PRESENSE ALL THE TIME !, I LOVE CREEPER SHOES I ONLY WEAR GEORGE COX CREEPERS,DRAIN PIPE TROUSERS AND DRAPE JACKETS,AND VINTAGE ENGLISH LEATHER JACKETS, AND TEDDY BOY STYLED CLOTHING, ,I HAVE A HUGE FETISH FOR FEMALE FEET I LOVE TO SUCK ON SEXY TOES AND WORSHIP SEXY FEET AND BE A GOOD FOOT SLAVE !,(YES IM A KINKY ****************ER!)! I SING IN A 50S STYLED TEDDY BOY ROCK N ROLL BAND THINK EDDIE COCHRAN MEETS GENE VINCENT, I LOVE MEXICAN GIRLS !, I CHAIN SMOKE CAMEL CIGGS, I LOVE ROCK N ROLL, TRADITIONAL TATTOOS, AND VINTAGE FETISH PHOTOGRAPHY LIKE ELMER BATTERS, I LOVE PIN UP GIRLS, AND MY PREFERRED LOOK FOR A GIRL I DATE OR **************** IS THE PIN UP, ROCKABILLY CHICK LOOK, I ALSO LOVE THE FETISH LOOK, I LOVE THE 1950S, THE MUSIC, THE LIFESTYLE, THIS COUNTRY WAS SO MUCH BETTER BACK THEN, !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!"

    "M A TEDDY BOY ,I SING IN A 50S STYLED TEDDY BOY ROCK N ROLL BAND THINK GENE VINCENT MEETS EDDIE COCHRAN ,CURRENTLY IN SCHOOL GETTING MY COSMETOLOGY DEGREE IM STARTING SCHOOL SOON TO BE A BARBER, I LOVE MEXICAN GIRLS THATS MOSTLY ALL I **************** WITH HERE IN CALIFORNIA THEY **************** SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHITE GIRLS, I ENJOY GETTING TATS ,HANGING AT HAWLEYWOODS BARBER SHOP IN COSTA MESA, GOING TO ROCK N ROLL , ROCKABILLY SHOWS ,I LOVE WOMENS FEET I HAVE A FOOT FETISH SO I LIKE TO **************** AND SUCK ON TOES!"


    Before his brain broke:


    And after he went insane:










    And yes, he's on facebook. Two accounts actually.
    http://www.facebook.com/TEDDYBOYGREG1953
    http://www.facebook.com/TEDDYBOYGREG53

  • #2
    I actually feel sorry for him.

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    • #3
      He likes feet, latin chicks, tattoos on his face, and he's fascinated with the 50's

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      • #4
        classy guy. I love it when people just get random **************** tattooed on themselves. Especially when they make it look like none of it goes together, and someone just scribbled stupidity all over their face.

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        • #5
          Busted brain is baaad
          Jesus is Lord
          May God bless us all







          "When dictators come to power, the first thing they do is take away the people's weapons.
          It makes it so much easier for the secret police to operate, it makes it so much easier to force
          the will of the ruler upon the ruled." -- Ronald Reagan, GUNS & AMMO September 1975

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          • #6
            what's up with the rockabilly dudes that can't find pants long enough? I always feel bad for them, not knowing how to select proper length pants.

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            • #7
              Okay so, as someone who does exist in the whole rockabilly psychobilly scene/subculture whatever....I thought this was a complete troll thread based on "his" description of himself. Cuz no one actually talks like that or takes the scene that seriously (okay well a few douches do, but even they aren't that blatant and militant) but then I kept scrolling and saw his pics. Geeeeeeezus this guy is actually for real!!!?!?! What a douche. And I like how he has face tats before hand tats. Classic over compensation and rebellion for the sake of ****************all. Face tatt'ed douche is a douche.

              what's up with the rockabilly dudes that can't find pants long enough? I always feel bad for them, not knowing how to select proper length pants.


              its a teddy boy thing, or anyone wearing skinny jeans and creepers. not my idea of cool. mine stay at an appropriate length, cuffed over my cowboy boots. we are not all ********************************s like this guy.
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              • #8
                The ****************?
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                • #9
                  Okay so, as someone who does exist in the whole rockabilly psychobilly scene/subculture whatever....I thought this was a complete troll thread based on "his" description of himself. Cuz no one actually talks like that or takes the scene that seriously (okay well a few douches do, but even they aren't that blatant and militant) but then I kept scrolling and saw his pics. Geeeeeeezus this guy is actually for real!!!?!?! What a douche. And I like how he has face tats before hand tats. Classic over compensation and rebellion for the sake of ****************all. Face tatt'ed douche is a douche.


                  Yeah, no troll here. That was all him. I didn't post any of his racist rants because I didn't feel like editing out all of the n-words.

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                  • #10
                    A hairstyle's not a lifestyle, imagine sid vicious at 35. (jello biafra)
                    He ate all of the crackers, and then he ate all of the cheese.

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                    • #11
                      WTF???
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                      • #12
                        Yeah, no troll here. That was all him. I didn't post any of his racist rants because I didn't feel like editing out all of the n-words.


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                        • #13
                          I have to assume the young 'lady' with the cute red toenails has a billion dicks tattooed on her face. There's no other logical conclusion to that picture.

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                          • #14
                            not my life, not my problem

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                            • #15
                              From his Facebook photos...

                              In Vegas nonetheless


                              He's got money for tattoos, then he has money for prostitutes. Who in their right mind would want to be his girlfriend?

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