Members Zeppelin Rules Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 http://dailycurrant.com/2012/09/28/bachmann-we-ban-falafel-school-lunches/ Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann courted controversy today by claiming that falafel and other "jihadi foods" should be banned from school lunches in the United States.In an interview with local television station KSTP in Minneapolis, Bachmann explained that after visiting a local elementary school she was shocked to find that falafel - a fried vegetable patty popular in the Arab world - was being served as a option on the vegetarian menu.Ostensibly in the studio to discuss her close race for reelection against Democratic challenger Jim Graves, Bachmann instead used the time to appeal for a nationwide movement against Arab cuisine.Startled by the parochial nature of her statements, KSTP anchor Chris Johnson felt obliged to challenge her reasoning:"I have to ask Ms. Bachmann, why is that a problem? I mean some children like the taste of falafel, what's wrong with that?""Chris, falafel is a gateway food," responded Bachmann, "It starts with falafel, then the kids move on to shawarma. After a while they say 'hey this tastes good, I wonder what else comes from Arabia?' ""Before you know it our children are listening to Muslim music, reading the Koran, and plotting attacks against the homeland.""We need to stop these terror cakes now, before they infiltrate any further."God Hates Chick PeasBachmann stopped short of advocating a ban on all Arab food, saying that "responsible adults can probably use Arab food safely in moderation."However, she made clear that she was frightened by the pace at which the cuisine has permeated the U.S.:"I have a friend in Texas who has to homeschool her children because her local public school forces students to eat hummus. Its everywhere now. This is really scary stuff."Bachmann then intimated that the widespread use of Arab foods in American schools could be the sign of a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top:"I have no proof that President Obama is forcing our children to eat Arab and Middle Eastern food. But it would certainly fit the pattern."Bachmann has a history of controversial statements regarding Islam and the role of Muslims in America.She says her first priority upon returning to congress will be to introduce a bill protecting America's children from the dangers of Muslim cooking:"We must ban falafel and other jihadi foods in schools before its too late." And she wanted to be president?!?!?!??? Ironically enough, the group that claims to have invented falafel was Egyptian Copts, you know, the Christian ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members redeye5 Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 you taint this forum with your post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeppelin Rules Posted October 1, 2012 Author Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 Edit: didn't realize the current is a satire website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 {censored}ING SATIRE, HOW DOES IT WORK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sleewell Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 jihadi foods, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members extollo Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 Edit: didn't realize the current is a satire website lol. dude. no way she knows the word 'shawarma' edit. still enjoyed thx for posting . lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 I {censored}ing love hummus. Come at me, infidels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeppelin Rules Posted October 1, 2012 Author Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 lol.dude. no way she knows the word 'shawarma' Good point. {censored}er's got 3 syllables for Christ's sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cibyl Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 Dood -- holy {censored} -- Satire recognition fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peavey_impact Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 Terror cakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 GILF. would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goop Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 no way she knows the word 'shawarma' This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members '63-Strat Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 That was pretty good, actually. Still... I like falafel and schwarma. Come at me, evangelical retards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goop Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 Footlong (d)inks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goop Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 Footlong (d)inks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jenksdrummer Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 Replace Arab with Jew and watch {censored} unfold. Germans did the same thing pre-WWII. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jerry_L Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 Israelis cook falafel, too. It's a traditional Middle Eastern food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members '63-Strat Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 Israelis cook falafel, too. It's a traditional Middle Eastern food. Of course, chickpeas aren't tied to any one religion as far as I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeppelin Rules Posted October 1, 2012 Author Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 Dood -- holy {censored} -- Satire recognition fail. "Silly 'murricans" factor? Just cause she didn't actually say it, doesn't mean she doesn't believe it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oryan Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 I ate falafel once.......then did heroin the next day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jerry_L Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 Trader Joe's Heat & Eat Falafel, quite tasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 falafel is delicious. This a fake news website. I see you noticed that now but how about checking this kind of stuff before you post {censored} like that and look like a fool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeppelin Rules Posted October 1, 2012 Author Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 falafel is delicious. This a fake news website. I see you noticed that now but how about checking this kind of stuff before you post {censored} like that and look like a fool? Isn't there some law that states that satirical depictions of political extremism are often indistinguishable from the real thing? Besides, fake or not, people are still getting some amusement out of the thread. Sheeeeesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hardvalve Posted October 1, 2012 Members Share Posted October 1, 2012 "Silly 'murricans" factor? Just cause she didn't actually say it, doesn't mean she doesn't believe it Quote obvious satire, then say she totally thinks that, and then act like? It is fact. You are.special kind.of stupid. Thanks.for lowering the IQ level a few points for the whole forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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