Members marko46 Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 So I woke up this morning to.................................... 50! F*ck!!!!! I refuse to grow up, act my age. dress accordingly, listen to mellower music as a rule, play softly, stop screwing, stop checking out chicks, stop telling fart jokes, stop farting, join AARP. I'm in shock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RumStik Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 Happy Birthday, you friggin' dinosaur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members D Carroll Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 Happy birthday man. My grandparents have 6 years on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TamaDrummer0 Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 Happy birthday! Its my science teachers birthday too. Lol hes 56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Big Daddy Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 Happy Birthday buddy ! Damn.....you are seven years older than I am. I'll start watching the sales papers for Geritol and Depends coupons so I can send them to ya !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Watchdog Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 ...stop screwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Carminemw Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 I'll start watching the sales papers for Geritol and Depends coupons so I can send them to ya !! "Get the linement out boys, cause the rumatiz is startin to git me" And for my own contribution: Welcome to my world buddy...whew...the big 50...man that's REALLY OLD! Got any of the old lombago yet? ...50...I got sticks that are older than that! Well not really, I just made that up...nothing on this planet is older than that...yuk yuk yuk:poke: Just run you hands through those curly locks and you'll...ooops sorry...their gone huh... well you just keep doing all that reading about techniques and...oops sorry...can't see either huh.... well listen to my....oh...sorry...can't hear either? What can you do at 50? Ya know what you can do...GIVE NEW MEANING TO THE ROCKIN' CHAIR AND GO OUT AND kick your butt off! 50 is great! It's a great age...young and older women to look at...no more worrying about the little every day crap. Just go out there and have a great day and live like there's no tomorrow! All the best!!!!! For REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Watchdog Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 Take Viagra so you wont roll out of bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TwistedZ Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 Happy birthday man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super 8 Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 stop checking out chicks, stop telling fart jokes, stop farting, Isn't that what old grampa's do? I don't think 50 is what it used to be. People live longer and more active lives now than they used to. Happy b-day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cheeseadiddle Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 I'll never stop farting. It's what I do best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Watchdog Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 I'll never stop farting. It's what I do best. Amen. Your old when you make meager attempts at coughing to cover it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marko46 Posted October 28, 2008 Author Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 Thanks Guys. It's just another day really. You'll see pictures from this weekends Halloween Gigs and I will not look 50. It's the new 40 anyway. Take Viagra so you wont roll out of bed. Been doing that since 48. Took 7 all at once to cover the week in one time. Not advisable. Did occupy my time though; played race car driver a lot- great gear shift; doubled as a clothes hanger in the morning while getting ready for work; place to hang the tongs while barbecuing; spear fished while snorkling; pokin' the old lady from behind in the kitchen while acting like I was just hugging her; steered the car with no hands; mounted a cowbell to it, but missed and hit my nuts- bad idea. Hurt like a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drumming4Him Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 What kind of diapers do you prefer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1001gear Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 HB junior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boxofrocks Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 50! How did that happen?!?! Is it contagiouse? Happy birthday bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunspot Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 Happy Birthday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Darten Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 Happy Birthday!! and remember... well... Life Alert works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Big Daddy Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 Been doing that since 48. Took 7 all at once to cover the week in one time. Not advisable. Did occupy my time though; played race car driver a lot- great gear shift; doubled as a clothes hanger in the morning while getting ready for work; place to hang the tongs while barbecuing; spear fished while snorkling; pokin' the old lady from behind in the kitchen while acting like I was just hugging her; steered the car with no hands; mounted a cowbell to it, but missed and hit my nuts- bad idea. Hurt like a bitch. You know, the Viagra add says call a physician if you have an erection that lasts over four hours. Hell, I'd be calling everyone I know !! Y'all come see this {censored} !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boomboomdrums Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 WOW. Marko46, all this time I thought you were older than me! Guess not. Happy Birthday. I'll knock back a diet Pepsi today in your honor !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the DW Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 ...I refuse to grow up, act my age. dress accordingly, listen to mellower music as a rule, play softly, stop screwing, stop checking out chicks, stop telling fart jokes, stop farting, join AARP... Are you kidding? That's the joy of turning 50! It's all downhill from here. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! just kidding. Welcome to the club....and hope you had a Happy Birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2bsticks Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 Congrats on the big 50 I just hit the big 55October 10th. I still have not grown up, maybe a bit older but that's it. I still play drums as much as I can. Gig about 120 gigs per year and enjoying my life. Have fun:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members k7mto Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 HB, marko. I got 1.5 yrs until I hit 50. But I've never taken Viagra and don't need it (yet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marko46 Posted October 28, 2008 Author Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 HB, marko. I got 1.5 yrs until I hit 50. But I've never taken Viagra and don't need it (yet) I didn't say I nneded to take it. I just took it. There have been many, many things I've taken over this last past half century that I didn't need to take, but I took anyway. Enjoyed many of them also. Ah, the memories, wish I could remember them................................................................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mraia1 Posted October 28, 2008 Members Share Posted October 28, 2008 50?! Meh, 50 is the new 40, or 35 if your a drummer! Have a great day, enjoy a good meal, a little drink of something you like, and go bang the skins like a man half your age!! Happy Birthday, and many, many more:thu::thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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