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OT- Now I am 50


marko46

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So I woke up this morning to.................................... 50! F*ck!!!!!

I refuse to grow up, act my age. dress accordingly, listen to mellower music as a rule, play softly, stop screwing, stop checking out chicks, stop telling fart jokes, stop farting, join AARP.

 

 

I'm in shock:eek::facepalm:

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I'll start watching the sales papers for Geritol and Depends coupons so I can send them to ya !!
:lol:

 

"Get the linement out boys, cause the rumatiz is startin to git me"

 

And for my own contribution:

 

Welcome to my world buddy...whew...the big 50...man that's REALLY OLD! Got any of the old lombago yet? :p...50...I got sticks that are older than that! Well not really, I just made that up...nothing on this planet is older than that...yuk yuk yuk:poke:

 

Just run you hands through those curly locks and you'll...ooops sorry...their gone huh... well you just keep doing all that reading about techniques and...oops sorry...can't see either huh.... well listen to my....oh...sorry...can't hear either? What can you do at 50? Ya know what you can do...GIVE NEW MEANING TO THE ROCKIN' CHAIR AND GO OUT AND kick your butt off! 50 is great! It's a great age...young and older women to look at...no more worrying about the little every day crap. Just go out there and have a great day and live like there's no tomorrow! All the best!!!!! For REAL!:thu:

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Thanks Guys. It's just another day really. You'll see pictures from this weekends Halloween Gigs and I will not look 50. It's the new 40 anyway.:thu:

 

 

Take Viagra so you wont roll out of bed.

 

Been doing that since 48. Took 7 all at once to cover the week in one time. Not advisable.

 

Did occupy my time though; played race car driver a lot- great gear shift; doubled as a clothes hanger in the morning while getting ready for work; place to hang the tongs while barbecuing; spear fished while snorkling; pokin' the old lady from behind in the kitchen while acting like I was just hugging her; steered the car with no hands; mounted a cowbell to it, but missed and hit my nuts- bad idea. Hurt like a bitch. :D

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Been doing that since 48. Took 7 all at once to cover the week in one time. Not advisable.


Did occupy my time though; played race car driver a lot- great gear shift; doubled as a clothes hanger in the morning while getting ready for work; place to hang the tongs while barbecuing; spear fished while snorkling; pokin' the old lady from behind in the kitchen while acting like I was just hugging her; steered the car with no hands; mounted a cowbell to it, but missed and hit my nuts- bad idea. Hurt like a bitch.
:D

 

You know, the Viagra add says call a physician if you have an erection that lasts over four hours. Hell, I'd be calling everyone I know !! Y'all come see this {censored} !!!!:eek:

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...I refuse to grow up, act my age. dress accordingly, listen to mellower music as a rule, play softly, stop screwing, stop checking out chicks, stop telling fart jokes, stop farting, join AARP...

 

 

 

Are you kidding? That's the joy of turning 50! It's all downhill from here.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

just kidding. Welcome to the club....and hope you had a Happy Birthday!

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HB, marko. I got 1.5 yrs until I hit 50.


But I've never taken Viagra and don't need it (yet)
:thu:

 

I didn't say I nneded to take it. I just took it. There have been many, many things I've taken over this last past half century that I didn't need to take, but I took anyway. Enjoyed many of them also. Ah, the memories, wish I could remember them................................................................

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50?! Meh, 50 is the new 40, or 35 if your a drummer!

 

Have a great day, enjoy a good meal, a little drink of something you like, and go bang the skins like a man half your age!!

 

Happy Birthday, and many, many more:thu::thu::thu:

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