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OT: 3 Second Rule


JakeTheSnake

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Shes fat. And absolutely horrible. Why in the weld would she ever agree to sing that? Even worse, why in the hell did she ever agree to make it a video and show it to the public?

 

My take on that- SOMEONE told her she was SOOOO GOOOD! She believed them and takes herself WAY to seriously. Prolly a "legend in her own mind".

 

Oh, and I only made it to :56 on my own. Jake made me and his mom watch the whole thing yesterday. If you really want to be offended, watch it AT LEAST till you get to hear the back-up "singers". :facepalm:

 

 

Edit- curiosity made me search for her on the web. She seems like a nice person from reading her comments about the video in an interview. I retract my "legend in her own mind" comment, though that doesn't change my opinion on her vocal ability.

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You all win! I only made it to 8 bars after the intro, which made me want to go and drink at those 8 bars!

 

I actually thought the 3 second rule was how long a food can stay on the floor and you can still be able to eat it. She should have sang about that...it would have been more entertaining...

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Well, bless her heart. I made it to 1:27, when the "back-up" singers entered the fray. . .right about the same time the wind flashed her hotpinkpantswearing cameltoe. There are some things you can't "unsee". Thanks Jake. Whatta pal.

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It wasn't good by any stretch of the imagination but,
at least she's putting herself out there and trying
.

 

 

IMO, this is what's wrong with the world today...just because one CAN does not mean one SHOULD...

There's a hell of a lot of value in understanding one's limitations and recognizing when more practice/effort/trying/etc. would be the better alternative than showing the world your shortcomings.

 

But we live in a world today where everybody gets to be a star via American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance? or YouTube or a billion other avenues that give screen time to the least entertaining feebs on the planet whether they deserve it or not, so there ya go...

 

"America's Got Talent"? No sir, by and large it does not.

 

 

In my day, this chick wouldn't have made 5 seconds before Jamie Farr or JP Morgan gonged her out of existence.

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