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groutt

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  1. it's Annoy Your Co-Workers With Air Bass Versions Of BTO's Not Fragile Day. Don't forget to make the Bass Face. not fragile
  2. I just bought Mario Kart, you know, for the kids.
  3. Is it bad manors to threaten my co-workers with broken glass glued to my fingertip and say "it's something we ninjas do"?
  4. I propose making the last Thursday of the month Annoy Your Co-Workers Day Of course, it doesn't have to be the last Thursday. Any Thursday is good. It doesn't even have to Thursday. They don't even have to be co-workers. I'm having surprisingly good luck with tossing paper clips in everyone's lab coat pockets today.
  5. So I sent it to page seven? Cool.
  6. Now the world has gone to bed Darkness won't engulf my head I can see by infrared How I hate the night - Marvin
  7. Eruption by Focus is just full of bass goodness and so is Not Fragile by BTO and yes I know this is a violation of Thread Killer rules and no I'm not sorry because I forgot how much I like the Not Fragile bassline and I just listened to it about five times in a row on my new fifteen dollar craigslist crusty old half pound mp3 player/recorder/boatanchor/handwarmer.
  8. Mmmm... Taco Bell A few bean burritos minus red plus green would go good about now. And a bunch of the mild sauce please.
  9. Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man Is there nothing more pleasing than eating a breakfast burrito (made correctly) and listening to the album Wish You Were Here? I think not. Nice.
  10. Originally Posted by Hearafter Drool... i loves me some pulled pork sammiches. Do you ever put coleslaw on it? Sounds wierd, but holy {censored} is it awesome!! I'm not a coleslaw kind of guy, but on a nice spicy pulled pork sandwich... wow.
  11. Originally Posted by Zamfir Nah, I meant Red Stapler Guy. Who's the actor, Stephen Root or something? I love that guy. They didn't use him enough on NewsRadio, but he could kick ass with the right script. Yeah, I know. But it was just kind of sureal to talk to someone who fit your description perfectly and try to keep a straight face. "Hey dude, Zamfir says you have my dvd!"
  12. Originally Posted by Zamfir Fat guy, reddish-brown hair, thick glasses, gets flustered when you don't feed him cake but take away his stapler. I wouldn't try to get your disc back if I were you. He sometimes burns down buildings. OK, I just saw who you were talking about. He's the substitute cafateria guy. I saw him and . Nope, it wasn't him.
  13. Originally Posted by Zamfir Fat guy, reddish-brown hair, thick glasses, gets flustered when you don't feed him cake but take away his stapler. I wouldn't try to get your disc back if I were you. He sometimes burns down buildings. Has a red stapler? Nope, it wasn't him.
  14. Who did I loan my Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense dvd to? It was no one here. Probably someone I work with. You don't know them by name, but maybe if you could describe them that would help. Thanks.
  15. Nope, I don't have excellent drywall patching skills.
  16. Originally Posted by mrcrow Hohner B2ADB Yes please.
  17. Q: Can I use Cheetos as salad croutons? A: Yes. They were tested and found to be effective.
  18. As-built depth of low level dissolver system dissolver trays exceeded maximum design depth. Just thought you'd want to know.
  19. I don't know what game you're playing but I have enough pictures of your file to have you executed for the rest of your life.
  20. I'm with the CIA, but I tell people I'm with the CIC, so they think I'm with the CID.
  21. I've trained myself not to laugh or smile. I watched a hundred hours of The Three Stooges. Every time I felt like smiling, I jabbed myself in the stomach with a cattle prod.
  22. We've got files on people that haven't even been born yet.
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