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BEAD

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  1. I just let out one of those really satisfying sighs. ...hmmmmmmhhmphmm
  2. I think Mercutio dying is the saddest part. I never really felt much for Romeo (who spends too much time complaining) or for Juliet, although she's more tolerable than Romeo. When Mercutio drops his humor and says "A plague on both your houses" it's a total bummer though.
  3. Do you bite your thumb at me sir? No sir, but I do bite my thumb sir.
  4. Originally posted by Melanie If it hadn't been for the link in the original post, that could have gone in a completely different direction though. Mercutio anyone? Romeo: Are you hurt? Mercutio: Aye, a scratch, a scratch... ask for me on the morrow and you shall find me a grave man! A plague on both your houses! The grave man part is great. He's totally dying, and still a pun master. Mercutio is my favorite.
  5. Monty Python is sooooo funny.
  6. Wow... I'm so bored that I'm posting in the TK. ...only 40 more minutes till class... 40 more minutes...
  7. Originally posted by Zamfir The tool shed is where Low Tone keeps his 'prison'... this time I want to be the warden, and y'all can be the inmates...
  8. Originally posted by Low Tone I don't think this rule applies in prison. or in my tool shed. yeah... I'm really just bragging that I have a tool shed...
  9. Originally posted by frunobulax *closes drapes* He's going through your garbage!
  10. Originally posted by hawkhuff I needed to increase my post count. "As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls." - M. Cartmill Don't we all?
  11. Originally posted by niomosy "If god didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat" Forget where I read that.... I have one that says "If god didn't want us to eat humans, why did he make them out of meat?"
  12. Pandora is pretty goofy. I wonder if there is any sort of payola scheme going on. I've got a pretty good rap station going, but if I say I like the wrong song it will overpower the rest of my selections. I give thumbs up to Dr. Octagon, Immortal Technique, Dalek, cLOUDDEAD... and it plays a bunch of eminem and ashlee simpson! I added DJ Qbert and it started playing nonstop guitar virtuoso {censored}.
  13. Originally posted by ATOMICDOG1 I was running sound on the road for a band a few years ago. We were playing in a small town in South Dakota at a pretty big bar. There were a bunch of girls there that were hitting on the band pretty hard, most of them were pretty decent, but there was one that was pretty ugly that was following the singer around pretty close, he was getting pretty annoyed by her, you could tell. So we get done with the gig and get the gear struck and started to load the truck. We walk outside and heres the ugly chick sitting outside waiting for us. While we're loading out she just sits there by the truck babbling about nothing and trying to get the singers attention, he's ignoring her, lol. So we finished loading and left the truck at the club since the hotel we were staying at was only a block away. We had invited some of the bar staff back to the hotel for some drinks and cards. So we walk back to the room and party for a while and I ended up sitting in a chair leaning back against the wall right by one of the beds. I must have been asleep for a while when I got woke up. I opened my eyes and it was pretty dark in the room. I could see the bed though, and there was the ugly girl naked and on top of the singer, humping him pretty hard. He's just laying there with his arms behind his head. Then he goes "Hey, let me know when you're done, I gotta get some sleep". It took all of my self control not to break out laughing and let on that I was awake. The poor girl gave him one or two more humps and rolled off of him, got her clothes on and left without a word. After the door closed, he just chuckled and went to sleep. The next day we were all giving him about it, turns out I wasn't the only one she woke up that sounds a bit too cruel to be funny to me
  14. (Please consider this seriously...don't answer too quickly and consider this, perhaps, from a personal (empathic) perspective...I don't want to read any "Pop Psych"/or Politically Correct answers. We should approach this from a Family Communication view with consideration of other theories. Use your text to help answer this one.)
  15. Originally posted by mxpxfan I like to see threads with the black dot dealio that indicates that I've posted in the thread. The threadkiller is a good investment for this since it rarely goes away.
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