nope, never stolen any gear but a few years back I did get robbed by some faggot looking emo punk. About 6 or 7 years ago I went to sam ash and picked up a nice MIA strat. As I was getting to my car, someone says "hey", I turn around and I see this guy who looked like the love child of a threesome between george michael, boy george, and that gay dude from last year's American Idol. Dressed all in black and pink and holding a Hello Kitty guitar. Next thing I know, he knocks me upside the head with the hello kitty guitar, grabs my strat, jumps into a purple VW bug that was being driven by an even gayer looking guy who I can only assume was his boyfriend, and takes off.
Anyway, so help me if I ever find out who it was and I get my hands on that poofter.
Haha. Well played