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Originally Posted by Zamfir That sucks. Go find some happy, well-adjusted folks to talk to. I'm serious. Right now. I hung out with my old band friends afterwards for beers and swapin' stories. It was good therapy. Originally Posted by Zamfir I'm not sure the TK counts as "well-adjusted folks." Not true, cuz that made me chuckle the most I have in a few days... thanks!

So I go down to Arizona for my Grandma's funeral, and all my family could do was talk {censored} about each other and bring each other down. It was so sickening that I've had stomach pains for the last 3 days. I'm so {censored}ing glad I got away from those people.

Originally Posted by Zamfir If I'm not mistaken, Bonoman should have a nice ball and chain around his ankles by now. I hope he posts some fotos. All I know of his looks, is what's in that flamboyant avatar of his. And I know nothing of Red, but I have at least one assumption.

Trust me, if you're getting married, {censored} like this is a bump in the road. You'll get over it, she'll get over it... it's really quite trivial. The fact that you acknowledged that it's trivial, speaks volumes of your relationship. Here's to a long and fruitful marriage, bro! (P.S. I'm coming up on my 10 year anniversary this year... so I would hope that my comments would hold a bit of water...)

I don't get it... you get banned for "personal attacks" if you direct insults at another member, but a {censored}ing troll can post a song insulting members, and the mods laugh.

Originally Posted by Bonoman It just dawned on me that I will never have a first kiss ever again. Not a guilt-free one, anyhow... Are you married yet?

Originally Posted by moogieotter I am about to walk across the street to the Staples Center in LA and beat it. Jacko style.

Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man Went fishing yesterday and caught a rick fish, 3 bass, a halibut (sp.), and a lizzard fish What the {censored} is a Lizzard Fish?!? Like an aligator or something? I cooked up some chicken in seasonall, red chili, minced garlic, creole spice, and cayenne. Then rolled it in white corn tortillas and fried 'em in oil. Taquitos for the win!

Originally Posted by oldivor Yyyyyeeeaaaa, I have some sort of viral infection. I've heard the hiv can be torturous. Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man Pain wise or it doesn't work anymore? Either way, that is rough. He doesn't want to use it, because it hurts when he tries to move. Still waiting for x-ray and blood results

My son is at the hospital. Something is wrong with the muscles or bone in his leg, and they can't figure out what. whoa, wasn't trying to one-up you there, Oldie.... bad timing.

Originally Posted by Zamfir Yeah. The thing is, I had no headache. I was tired, sure. But what really made it unpleasant was the duration of the runs. Almost caught me in the middle of Berlin Sunday night, with no bathroom in striking distance. I got reaaaaal lucky on that one, getting home in time. Because occasionally, in the past, I ain't been so lucky. But, yeah. Enough of drinking more than 3 drinks. It's not worth it. Maybe it was something you ate...

Originally Posted by moogieotter I are back. Was on the road all week. What you guys drinkin today? I'm cleaning the house in preparation for house guests from Vegas next week. Cleaning requires beer. So it's Full Sail Pale Ale today.

I'm bored. Somebody in this office has to have some LSD...

Did you guys ever try Mickey's 64 ouncers? Had a {censored}ing moonshine handle and everything! I could never get to the bottom of one, without it being warm.

Originally Posted by oldivor {censored} motrin, give him a beer and tell him to man up. Life's {censored} and then you die, the only purpose in life is to drink beer and {censored} std ridden prostitutes. Oldie, you are Mr. "Up With People".

He cried a lot at first, but he's back to his high-energy self now. Children's Motrin FTW!

My 4 year old son got his hand slammed in a door on Saturday, and broke his midle finger.

Originally Posted by Thumper ...we're gigging this weekend... Where and when?

Originally Posted by groutt It's almost that time of year again when Mars will not look as bright as the moon on August 27th. It also won't be the same size.

Gotta get to 60,000 somehow.

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Originally Posted by oldivor Still number one. lol But you smell like number two.

I woke up today feeling 'short'. Like yesterday I was 6' and today I'm 5'-9" *checks skivvies*... ah well, it's all good.

Flying out next week to visit my friend for a few days. He owns Suds Brothers Brewery in Wyoming... If I don't make it back, tell my wife that I had lots of good beer.

Originally Posted by Thumper I picked up a growler of Baltic Porter from Max's Fanno Creek Brew Pub and a large Bologna pie from Pizza Bella on the way home from work today. I'm off work tomorrow, looking forward to a nice three-day weekend, and rapidly getting my food coma goin' on while getting drunk off my @ss. Mmmmm... Loes me some Max's! My kids love going there, too.