Hearafter

Originally Posted by Bonoman Still alive. Still too busy for words. Love you guys. hellogoodbye

Originally Posted by Thumper a day in the life of Thumper Win!

Originally Posted by oldivor When my grandfather died, some of my cousins came, grabbed a {censored} ton of stuff and left. I had to miss the funeral and everything because of a {censored}ing math test too. If I would have been there, I would have blown my cool. I wish I would have had a math test to go to instead. Seriously.

My mom's family is fighting over the "estate" of my grandma. It's pretty much ripping apart the family (My Mom's sisters and brothers)... {censored}ing lame. Reminds me of that movie "Greed" except my grandma didn't even have millions of $. They're squabbling over a few grand. Greed should be at least 3 of the 7 deadly sins.

Oldivor needs to get laid.

Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man Tomorrow is shaping up to be a BAD day. I am either getting demoted and taking a significant pay decrease, or getting laid off. I love it when management "restructures." Last year we went from a 2 tier system (senior and staff) to a 3 tier system (I II and III) in order to reduce turn over. We had 9 total. New CFO steps in and whispers "we are overstaffed." Someone left, so good, that solves that. Well now this is happening: 1) the 2 people on the same level are most likely getting promoted 2) they, despite the promotion, they are taking the same pay (which is way below average for the position) 3) I am either gone or moved down. How do I know this? Well my 2 equals have already had meetings with the managers. Last to know, first to go. And plus I talked to the others, one said some things, and that they needed to have a decision by tomorrow. {censored}... mojo Donut. Good luck, man.

Originally Posted by fingeringam What qualifies as "fresh"? Did you grow them yourself? I grew the tomatoes. I didn't bake the bread, though...

My sandwich > your sandwich. Fresh sliced Genoa salami and peperoni, fresh tomatoes and lettuce, fresh jalapenos pureed into a paste, provolone cheese and some italian dressing on a fresh baked hoagie roll. Chasing it down with some Belgian Ale. Pure {censored}ing heaven

Originally Posted by Hearafter Anyhow, for the last few months, it's been dry, sunny, and hot. Yester-{censored}ing-day, a cold front moved in, bringing heavy rain and winds. Odds are, the game will be cancelled... It wasn't cancelled but it was kinda miserable for a few innings. THe sun would come out, and it would be nice, then it would get cold and rain more. Then they brought in some {censored}ty relief pitcher in the 8th inning, who nearly blew the game several times... he finally did blow it in the 10th. But... a few hours with good friends and my son at a professional ball game, priceless!

Last week, I bought 5 tickets to the Beaver's baseball game. For those of you that don't know, the Portland Beavers are the AAA affiliate of the San Diego Padres. Anyhow, for the last few months, it's been dry, sunny, and hot. Yester-{censored}ing-day, a cold front moved in, bringing heavy rain and winds. Odds are, the game will be cancelled. Normally I wouldn't really care, because the tickets would be good for another game, however, tomorrow is the last game of the season, and the storm is supposed to still be here. Damnit! Too bad I can't just trade the tix for Winterhawks (local WCHL Hockey team) ticets...

Wonder what is lost in translation? Wouldn't it be funny if you got a whole different story in the English version? Like: In a fit of hormonally-fueled jealousy rage, Harry stabs Haromine with his wand, and spiders pour out of the wound, paralyzing Ron and crawling down his throat, consuming his flesh from the inside... leaving only his bones to rot in the darkness of the forest... Rated PG-13 Now we got a story...

Originally Posted by Zamfir What happened, bro? Nothing, that's the point. Next time my supervisors tell me they'll "go to bat" for me, I'm gonna and tell 'em not to bother. Oh wait, I don't have to tell them not to bother, because THEY WON'T {censored}ING BOTHER ANYHOW! Two-faced mother{censored}ers telling me one thing, and telling the Regional Manager another... grumble grumble... fuking grumble .....

Originally Posted by Hearafter Got a meeting with the Regional Manager in 80 minutes, regarding my promotion. I bought a lottery ticket in case things don't pan out... I could stomach not getting promoted, if they would just not {censored}ing lie straight to my face. Plus, I found out who I can stop putting any faith in. {censored}ers

Got a meeting with the Regional Manager in 80 minutes, regarding my promotion. I bought a lottery ticket in case things don't pan out...

I'm wearing 3-D glass right now. Everything still looks flat.

I had 2 Hamm's, 2 PBRs, and a melatonin last night after my hockey game. I feel kinda... "icky"... today.

Got some of those mesquite chips, soaked em in water for a while, then poured em all over my gas grill flames when I bbq'd some chicken tonight. {censored}in' A! Couldn't tell I cooked with propane! PBR was flowing... made everything alright.

I could do like t3ch and take them as suppositories... On second thought, I'll snort 'em.

Originally Posted by moogieotter Hockey in Summer? Who knew? Pancake Check some fat mexican into the glass. I had a really hard open-ice collision with a huge dude last night. Couldn't go in to work today, and had to go to the doctor. I have a concussion, and pulled my neck and shoulder muscles out. I'm on a lot of meds right now, and doing some physical therapy... hopefully I will be able to play next week This {censored} hurts.

I think I'm the closest thing to a Mexican we've got out here on the ice. Plenty of fat white guys, to run into, though.

Got a hockey game tonight. T-minus 3:19:52

Originally Posted by fretless Is that her dad's arm down on the left?

Originally Posted by Zamfir I was thinking of getting back into the Harry Potter series since I stopped after book 5, but I think I'd miss all the jokes in translation. You should finish the series. My wife read them all, and I was glad, because the movies made more sense with her explaining wtf was going on. Apparently there was a lot of important information that was lost from book 6 to the movie, which made her not enjoy the movie so much. The only books I ever read, are Calvin and Hobbes

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