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Originally posted by Mazi Bee



HELL YEAH NOOBIE!!


We are honored to have such a TAKE NO PRISONERS, NO HOLDS BARRED ASS KICKING ROCK SOLDIER as yourself! You have proved yourself over and over in your defense of friends and your effort to WIELD YOUR AXE like the MIGHTY GODS OF ROCK have done so before you.



ROCK ON GuitarNoobie, you are a most honored new member.



STRAP THESE STRIPES ON AND NEVER TAKE THEM OFF


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I will wear them loudly and proudly..., and when the T-Shirts and Stickers come out, let us now. :thu:

would love a MBM sticker for my guitar :D

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Originally posted by nevermind

Mr. Amazin Bee is my pedal done yet? You know one that spits hellfire and brimstone??



I'd ask to join the militia too, but 2 questions in one post would be unethical of me.....wouldn't it?



Almost ready, several of the last test pedals have spontaneusly combusted under the extreme amount of BLISTERING SONIC BRUTALNESS that makes the pedal so GAINWRENCHINGLY BREWTALFUL.

Until such time that I have the pedal perfected, we'd be most honored to have such a seasoned veteran of ROCK N ROLL such as yourself join our ranks. You have proven yourself to be of great character time and time again and it's guys like you that we need the support of the most.

ROCK ON nevermind, welcome to the Revolution!

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Originally posted by 85bears

Do I qualify? I want in too.



85bears, as long as you have ROCK N ROLL in your heart, that is good enough for me. I will take you willingness to join our noble cause as proof that you KNOW what ROCK N ROLL is all about.

ROCK ON 85bears, here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD


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I've been known to be able to use multiple types of firearms, drive and operate Tanks and Misc. Armored Veichels, plus i got some guitar skillz... i've been wanting to joing a militia for a while now, less annoying "don't shoot the innocent" laws...

:D

I already advise the HCRDAC and been known to occasionaly stick it to "the man"...

plus i know you need MidEast representation :)

Well?

d.

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Originally posted by Koyote

I've been known to be able to use multiple types of firearms, drive and operate Tanks and Misc. Armored Veichels, plus i got some guitar skillz... i've been wanting to joing a militia for a while now, less annoying "don't shoot the innocent" laws...


:D

I already advise the HCRDAC and been known to occasionaly stick it to "the man"...


plus i know you need MidEast representation
:)

Well?


d.



Your presence in the middle east will greatly help advance our cause for GLOBAL ROCK N ROLL DOMINATION. Go forth and SPREAD the WORD of ROCK, and UNLEASH MULTIPLE BARRAGES of SONIC ROCK N ROLL DESTRUCTION at ALL TIMES.

ROCK ON Koyote, welcome to the Revolution!

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Originally posted by Rada

Are ladies welcome?? because I like rock, beer and strippers too!!!
:wave:



Or course they are! It is well known that the ladies know what ROCK N ROLL is all about and can ROCK just as hard if NOT HARDER than the average guy can.

Your passion for what I like to think of as the foundation of our cause, ROCK, BEER, and STRIPPERS proves to me that you will be a most valuable member of our ROCK SOCIETY!!

ROCK ON Rada! Go forth and perform RANDOM ACTS OF ROCK, and KICK AS MUCH ASS as you POSSIBLY CAN at all times, like I know you can.


Here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!



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Originally posted by brassic

Hang on, I missed something, is there another female in the Militia? I know we are few and far between on the HC battlefield. I think we may need a Lady Division...



Yes, I believe you and Rada are the only 2 females in our army of over 170.

Truly the most elite division of this militia!



:D:cool:

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Originally posted by Fiverz

I knew Zakk Wylde when he was a kid and taught him all his licks (except Stillborn ... the mofo came up with that on his own!!!).


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Can I join your elite militia?!



KICK ASS. You're in. Pull up an axe and pound out the most THUNDERING SONIC RIFFS OF DESTRUCTION in your arsenal.

ROCK ON Fiverz! Here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!!


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Originally posted by solomon1979

How can I sign up, b/c I just wanna rawk and not be affiliated with half-ased rawkin.



Man, I like your attitude! Here in the MBM its POLICY to ROCK AT FULL MIND BLOWING EAR SHATTERING FULL ASSED LEVELS at all times.

Go forth and PERFORM MULTIPLE, RANDOM, SENSELESS ACTS OF ROCK.

Welcome to the Revolution, here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!

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Originally posted by serious

I don't know how to rawk or dance, but I still know how to clap my hands
:cool:


In other words, can I join?
:confused:



serious, I can tell that you have ROCK N ROLL in your heart, so I will admit you into our ranks immediately.

You will be required to report for MBM BASIC TRAINING HARD ROCK BOOT CAMP immediately on our secret, remote island base in the south pacific. We will send a team of ROCK SERGEANTS to escort you and they will send me weekly reports on your progress.

ROCK ON serious! I look forward to your boot camp success.

Here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!





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Originally posted by Mika

I posted in the thread in the electric guitar forum , but just in case you didnt read it yet:

Can I join? I rock HARD and nonstop!




Mika, because of your dediction and passion for HARD NON STOP ROCKING, I would be happy to enlist you into our cause. With your help, we will move closer and closer to our goal of GLOBAL ROCK N ROLL DOMINATION!


ROCK ON! Here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!!





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Originally posted by cloudnine

Mr. Bee -


I play a {censored}in' Kramer Pacer with 1 humbucker.


Need I say more?
:thu:



HELL YEAH. That pretty much says it all.

ROCK ON cloudnine, I know you ROCK HARDER in one day than most people do ALL YEAR!

Welcome to the Revolution, here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!!!


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