Members The Aardvark Posted October 15, 2005 Members Share Posted October 15, 2005 What knight lives in that castle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Subsonicbass Posted October 15, 2005 Members Share Posted October 15, 2005 No one lives there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Aardvark Posted October 15, 2005 Author Members Share Posted October 15, 2005 Then who is your Lord? I just wanted to see who had my sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Subsonicbass Posted October 15, 2005 Members Share Posted October 15, 2005 We don't have a lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ARES Posted October 15, 2005 Members Share Posted October 15, 2005 I didn't know you were called Dennis. edit: yes i know i {censored}ed up the order, but so did the initial post, the line after "old woman" is "MAN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FreestyleIntruder Posted October 15, 2005 Members Share Posted October 15, 2005 "well i couldn't just call you 'man' could i?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Aardvark Posted October 16, 2005 Author Members Share Posted October 16, 2005 You could have said "Dennis". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JenjaBen Posted October 16, 2005 Members Share Posted October 16, 2005 I didnt know you were called dennis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tlaloc Posted October 16, 2005 Members Share Posted October 16, 2005 ...(skips a few lines) Oh look here's some lovely filth here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members leepmeister Posted October 16, 2005 Members Share Posted October 16, 2005 If there's one thing I hate more than when a movie is over-quoted, it's when it is incorrectly over-quoted Especially when you are in college and people can't seem to carry an intelligent conversation during a meal without reverting to quoting either Monty Python, Homestarrunner, or Dead Alewives every 5 minutes, for 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted October 16, 2005 Members Share Posted October 16, 2005 JESUS at a situation near you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Retrovertigo Posted October 16, 2005 Members Share Posted October 16, 2005 Originally posted by mrcrow JESUS at a situation near you [hillbilly voice] why-a yessir, I do believe I'm confuzzled. [/hillbilly voice] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Aardvark Posted October 16, 2005 Author Members Share Posted October 16, 2005 Originally posted by mrcrow JESUS at a situation near you Winner of the Aardvark's "That post sailed completely over my head" Award!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Subsonicbass Posted October 16, 2005 Members Share Posted October 16, 2005 Help, help, I'm being repressed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members beam Posted October 16, 2005 Members Share Posted October 16, 2005 ARTHUR: Old woman!DENNIS: Man!ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.ARTHUR: What?DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'.ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from thebehind you looked--DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like aninferior!ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? Byexploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to our outdated imperialistdogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in oursociety! If there's ever going to be any progress--WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- howd'you do?ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of theBritons. Who's castle is that?WOMAN: King of the who?ARTHUR: The Britons.WOMAN: Who are the Britons?ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king.WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were anautonomous collective.DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship.A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who livesin that castle?WOMAN: No one live there.ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?WOMAN: We don't have a lord.ARTHUR: What?DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. Wetake it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for theweek.ARTHUR: Yes.DENNIS: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratifiedat a special biweekly meeting.ARTHUR: Yes, I see.DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internalaffairs,--ARTHUR: Be quiet!DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?ARTHUR: I am your king!WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in thepurest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was tocarry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributingswords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executivepower derives from a mandate from the masses, not from somefarcical aquatic ceremony.ARTHUR: Be quiet!DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive powerjust 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!ARTHUR: Shut up!DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor justbecause some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'dput me away!ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.ARTHUR: Shut up!DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hearthat, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressingme, you saw it didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Subsonicbass Posted October 16, 2005 Members Share Posted October 16, 2005 So close to the punch line.... oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sultan417 Posted October 16, 2005 Members Share Posted October 16, 2005 How do you know he's a king? He's the only one who isnt covered in {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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