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The Aardvark

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Just to explain, until this post everything I've posted (and much that other people have posted) have been directly quoted from Eric Cartman. That's the theme of this thread, it's a South Park tribute thread.

 

And now I'd just like to say, "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

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Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.

Token: I don't know how to play the bass.

Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.

Token: I'm getting sick of your stereotypes.

Cartman: Get as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line!

Token: [Plays the bass expertly] Oh, goddammit.

 

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I got the sea-men. I bought all that I could at this bank, and I got the rest of it from this guy, Ralph, in an alley. And the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it! He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose.

 

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