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Kyle's Mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,

she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,

she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

 

Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,

and Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch,

then on Sunday just to be different she's a

super King Kamehameha be-atch.

 

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,

she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,

she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch,

 

bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch cause-a

she's a stupid bitch,

Kyle's Mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch,

Kyle's mom is a bitch-ah.

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Originally posted by Trento54

hey SCREW YOU , YOU TREE HUGGING HIPPIES

 

 

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

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I learned somethin' today. This country was founded by some of the smartest thinkers the world has ever seen. And they knew one thing: that a truly great country can go to war, and at the same time, act like it doesn't want to. You people who are for the war, you need the protesters. Because they make the country look like it's made of sane, caring individuals. And you people who are anti-war, you need these flag-wavers, because, if our whole country was made up of nothing but soft {censored} protesters, we'd get taken down in a second. That's why the founding fathers decided we should have both. It's called "having your cake and eating it too."

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Originally posted by The Aardvark

It's called "having your cake and eating it too."

 

 

No, it's called "eating your cake and having it, too." Anyone can HAVE a cake and EAT it. But, no one can EAT a cake and still HAVE it.

 

Now that THAT is settled, I have no idea what this thread is about. :confused:

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Originally posted by ezstep




No, it's called "eating your cake and having it, too." Anyone can HAVE a cake and EAT it. But, no one can EAT a cake and still HAVE it.


Now that THAT is settled, I have no idea what this thread is about.
:confused:

 

I don't feel that this is settled at all. If you eat the cake, you absorb its vital nutrients and incorporate them into your fleshy buttocks. Plus, if you are like me and you save all of your fecal matter (for possible future testing...I like to "save" mine right in my pants), then you really do HAVE it.

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Originally posted by BigPigPeaches



I don't feel that this is settled at all. If you eat the cake, you absorb its vital nutrients and incorporate them into your fleshy buttocks. Plus, if you are like me and you save all of your fecal matter (for possible future testing...I like to "save" mine right in my pants), then you really do HAVE it.

 

Oh, yeah? Well, I could care less!!!

 

 

 

 

 

:D

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Originally posted by ezstep




No, it's called "eating your cake and having it, too." Anyone can HAVE a cake and EAT it. But, no one can EAT a cake and still HAVE it.


Now that THAT is settled, I have no idea what this thread is about.
:confused:

 

You have to 'have' your cake, BEFORE you eat it.

 

Then you eat it, and you'll STILL have it until around ten o'clock tomorrow morning.

 

 

 

Then you have to go get another cake...

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Originally posted by The Aardvark

I learned somethin' today. This country was founded by some of the smartest thinkers the world has ever seen. And they knew one thing: that a truly great country can go to war, and at the same time, act like it doesn't want to. You people who are for the war, you need the protesters. Because they make the country look like it's made of sane, caring individuals. And you people who are anti-war, you need these flag-wavers, because, if our whole country was made up of nothing but soft pussy protesters, we'd get taken down in a second. That's why the founding fathers decided we should have both. It's called "having your cake and eating it too."

 

Great post! :thu:

 

 

 

But, you lost me on the last two sentances. :confused:

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