Members Ace Of Bass Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 On of my best friends just told me she's getting glasses.Being the jackass that I am, I plan to make fun of her for the rest ofher life.it's been a long time since elementary school, and I can't remember any of the good insults. I'm sure there's stuff better than "four eyes."Any good ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Duck Blues Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by Ace Of Bass On of my best friends just told me she's getting glasses. Being the jackass that I am, I plan to make fun of her for the rest ofher life. it's been a long time since elementary school, and I can't remember any of the good insults. I'm sure there's stuff better than "four eyes." Any good ones? I love your coke bottles. "makes me laugh". and hey four eyes whats shaking Btw I do where glasses but I have not yet heard any bad ones my self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members syciprider Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 Are you sure that it's been a long time since elementary school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ace Of Bass Posted March 10, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by syciprider Are you sure that it's been a long time since elementary school? I've got slightly more intellegence than maturity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by Ace Of Bass I've got slightly more intellegence than maturity. are you sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ace Of Bass Posted March 10, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 Okay, I'm better at faking being smart than mature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members basseuphoria Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 so when you can't fake mature anymore and it outranks your smarts, then whatcha gonna do?......... ( you will get older, i hope) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gbassman100 Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 ...steps into time machine and reverts to elementary school age... He: Hey, I like your new glasses!She: Really????He: Yeah, they cover up part of your face, bwah hah hah hah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HORSE Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 how about you just say, 'Those glasses make you look stupid.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ace Of Bass Posted March 10, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by basseuphoria so when you can't fake mature anymore and it outranks your smarts, then whatcha gonna do?......... ( you will get older, i hope) if I can hold out like this for another year, I'll be fine. Then I'll just point people to the college degree on my wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Billy-B Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by Ace Of Bass if I can hold out like this for another year, I'll be fine. Then I'll just point people to the college degree on my wall. Check back with us when you need glasses to read the fine print on that degree. By that time, maybe we'll have come up with some good jokes. Billy-B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members s4001 Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 Those glasses make you look fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 When you walk out into the light, quickly use you hands as shades at the top of her glasses (If she asks what you are doing, reply with I'm just concerned about you burning holes in your eyes.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanlatte Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 Geez, if you like her just pull her hair or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassplayer7770 Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 I got my first pair of glasses at the beginning of baseball season my Senior year of high school. A few times my coach referred to me as "the newly bespectacled...". That was about it really. And those glasses looked awful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jetmech727 Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by Ace Of Bass I've got slightly more intellegence than maturity. Hey...if you can't wow em' with Knowledge, then baffle em' with bull{censored}:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 I don't know any. You could say "Whoa, those glasses really frame your face, and by that I mean they make you look fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fran da Man Posted March 10, 2006 Members Share Posted March 10, 2006 I don't have any insults...but when they "lose" them tell 'em to look on top of their head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ole Man Blues Posted March 11, 2006 Members Share Posted March 11, 2006 I was 14 when I got my first pair of glasses. I had been suffering from headaches so bad I could not go to school. I didn't want to go back to school especially wearing "NEW" glasses. I told my dad that the other kids would make fun of me and embarass me in front of the other kids. He told me punch the first kid who made fun of me square in the face as hard as I could and the others would leave me alone. The first kid who made fun of me also wore glasses, so I did as directed by dad. I hit him square in the face spliting his glasses at the bridge of his nose and also spliting his nose. He needed 4 stitches and new glasses and the police was called. I got into trouble needless to say, but to this day no one has ever made fun of me wearing glasses........... I guess I made my point......... OMB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted March 11, 2006 Members Share Posted March 11, 2006 Originally posted by s4001 Those glasses make you look fat. hahaha you bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted March 11, 2006 Members Share Posted March 11, 2006 'Nice glasses. Did you make them yourself?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thelurker Posted March 11, 2006 Members Share Posted March 11, 2006 As a long-time wearer of glasses, I haven't heard anybody say anything about them that I can remember. That being said, I DO have a little gag I like to play, and it could easily be adapted to new glasses. I was joking with my wife about 3-D glasses, and got her to put some on. Then, I bounced a NERF ball off her face (one of the soft ones!), saying "It looks like it's coming right at you, doesn't it ?" She'll just get madder (in a fun way) the more you do it! You could say something like "You can see it coming all the way to your face, can't you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ace Of Bass Posted March 15, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 15, 2006 Originally posted by thelurker As a long-time wearer of glasses, I haven't heard anybody say anything about them that I can remember. That being said, I DO have a little gag I like to play, and it could easily be adapted to new glasses. I was joking with my wife about 3-D glasses, and got her to put some on. Then, I bounced a NERF ball off her face (one of the soft ones!), saying "It looks like it's coming right at you, doesn't it ?" She'll just get madder (in a fun way) the more you do it! You could say something like "You can see it coming all the way to your face, can't you?" :-D I like that one. Also, I'm gonna have to use this sometime, too: "Those glasses are very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you, I'd be comming, too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ace Of Bass Posted March 15, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 15, 2006 Originally posted by vanlatte Geez, if you like her just pull her hair or something. I did this today. I was in class, we were watching this video about courting and playfighting and stuff, and I just reached over and yanked on this girls braids. I did it a bit harder then I meant to...I guess I'm a tiny bit stronger now than I was in elementary school. Right after I did it, I thought about your post. I amaze myself with my own maturity sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachoff Posted March 15, 2006 Members Share Posted March 15, 2006 I mostly heard "{censored}in nerd" & "{censored}in dork" from most of my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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