Members jonathan_matos5 Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 i think that Samuel L Jackson is more of a badass and would win in a stare down but if it came to hand to hand combat Chuck Norris would win what do you guys think vs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 chuck norris is a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Emprov Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Not even close. When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fran da Man Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 "You know why it's called a Royale mother{censored}er?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rumble Bass Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Apparently Chuck Norris won a stare-down contest with Mt. Rushmore So I would put my money on Chuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rumble Bass Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Fran da Man "You know why it's called a Royale mother{censored}er?" Metric system? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted August 13, 2006 Author Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 sams got a gun though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members jonathan_matos5 Posted August 13, 2006 Author Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Dragoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members henre Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Dragoon http://craphound.com/images/liquids-on-a-plane.jpg HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted August 13, 2006 Author Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 does any body have that one clip from deep blue sea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by ToeJamFootball chuck norris is a moron. His snore could kick your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted August 13, 2006 Author Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 but does samuel jackson stant a chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by jonathan_matos5 but does samuel jackson stant a chance? He's "gonna get Medieval" on Chuck's ass. (Ok, not his line, it was Ving Rhames', but it's the right attitude.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Samuel L. Jackson... It's my Beer!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Norris was a 6 time world Karate champion that retired undefeated in his professional career. Samuel L. Jackson's bones have the consistancy of glass. I think the answer is ovbious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted August 13, 2006 Author Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by bassgeek Samuel L. Jackson... It's my Beer!!! i remember that funny even without sound:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by lug Norris was a 6 time world Karate champion that retired undefeated in his professional career. Samuel L. Jackson's bones have the consistancy of glass. I think the answer is ovbious. Yeah, but he yells so loud, Chuck Norris wouldn't even get close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members henre Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by bassgeek Samuel L. Jackson... It's my Beer!!! hahahahahahah "how's it taste, mother{censored}er?!" and lug just pwnt this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted August 13, 2006 Author Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 i must still remind you guys that in every role he has ever been in sam has a gun:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rumble Bass Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 There's only one man who stands a chance against Chuck Norris: http://kostaction.tripod.com/rambo.bmp edit - I don't know how to post pictures. I suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Samuel L. Jackson pwns Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jonny Five Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by jonathan_matos5 i must still remind you guys that in every role he has ever been in sam has a gun:thu: Problem with that. Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge chuck norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 14, 2006 Members Share Posted August 14, 2006 Even The Juggarnaut won't ask Chuck Norris if he knows who he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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