Members RoboChrist Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Bring it bazizzizztches! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 82Daion Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Maybe you should stay with yo' mamma She could do your laundry and cook for you Maybe you should stay with yo' mamma You're really kind of stupid and ugly too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 she's so fat...when God said let there be light, before it could happen she had to get out of the way.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Yo mamma's tongue is so talented....ahhhhh. I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house sits around the house. Yo mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs. Yo mama' so fat her nick-name is 'DAY-UM!!!!' Yo mama's so fat it takes two men and a boy just to look at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pbass_groovin Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Yo momma so ugly her dentist said her teeth look like Indian corn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 yo mamma so hairy bigfoot saw her and shouted damn:freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tylytle Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Yo mamma so fat it takes her 4 trips to haul ass.Yo mamma so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 This thread is bigotted and racist, and I think alot of people reading it would be offended by the content. Particularly your stupid fat ass mama. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CabbitHabbit324 Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Man, your momma's like the ocean. Big, wet, and full of Cubans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted September 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Originally posted by Crescent Seven This thread is bigotted and racist, and I think alot of people reading it would be offended by the content. Particularly your stupid fat ass mama. C7 "...and I don't hate Muslims because they're Muslims, I hate them because they're assholes hell bent on my destruction. I'm allowed to hate somebody for that." It may be in poor taste, but it's based in African American humour....but I apologise to any if I offended them. As for you, you're an internet fool. How could you post those two statements on the same day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fireball_73 Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 "yo mama's so fat, when she sits down she has to get planning permission" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 If there isn't a band named "Joe Mama" already, there should be. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Originally posted by bholder If there isn't a band named "Joe Mama" already, there should be. That is all. there is a pizza place in tulsa named joe mama's pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Originally posted by RoboChrist "...and I don't hate Muslims because they're Muslims, I hate them because they're assholes hell bent on my destruction. I'm allowed to hate somebody for that." It may be in poor taste, but it's based in African American humour....but I apologise to any if I offended them. As for you, you're an internet fool. How could you post those two statements on the same day? I'm not sure how I could have posted those two statements on the same day, either. I didn't post that today. This "internet fool" knows when somebody is being over-the-top facetious and making fun of his detractors. Your momma obviously never taught you that, or else you just couldn't hear her with her fat {censored}ing thighs wrapped around your head. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted September 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Originally posted by Crescent Seven I'm not sure how I could have posted those two statements on the same day, either. I didn't post that today. This "internet fool" knows when somebody is being over-the-top facetious and making fun of his detractors. Your momma obviously never taught you that, or else you just couldn't hear her with her fat {censored}ing thighs wrapped around your head. C7 Alrighty...you can call me facetious, doesn't bother me at all. I'm just pointing out to you that it takes a real dum dum to make accusitory statements like the one you made knowing what your views are on Muslims. These are just a few things that your momma should have taught you, but I guess she was too busy wiping the dirt off her tits to remember to remind you. Anyway yo momma had to put makeup on her forehead just to make up her mind anyway, so she can be forgiven...I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Ummmm. Dude, I was being facetious with my comment. The racist rant in this thread was a facetious response to being called a racist in other threads. I guess I didn't use enough smileys or something...I figured the deadpan would still get across to everybody. I'm having trouble getting across today in general, my oars are getting stuck in yo mammas bellyfat. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted September 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 You didn't use any smileys! Maybe I haven't been around here long enough... Don't get me wrong, I don't attack people's personal views...if you hate somebody that's your business, but the dirty finger pointing thing is just too much... Anyway...back to the yo momma... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Originally posted by RoboChrist Anyway...back to the yo momma... You will have to wait your turn. Back-o-the-line, buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tylytle Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 If we have to go to the back of the line, after Lug, There won't be any momma left... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Originally posted by tylytle If we have to go to the back of the line, after Lug, There won't be any momma left... certainly no concious one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 your mama's breath is so nasty that when she yawns her teeth duck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted September 16, 2006 Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 Originally posted by jonathan_matos5 there is a pizza place in tulsa named joe mama's pizza And a Mexican place in Tualatin, OR called Nacho Mama's. The food isn't half bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted September 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted September 16, 2006 ...Yo momma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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