Members 82Daion Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 Once, there was this boy, who hated a dumb song so much he wrote something quite silly and then when... he read it later, he realized it didn't make any sense. He couldn't quite explain it, the "so bad in the face" bit. Mmmm mmm mmm mmmm Mmmm mmm mmm mmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Verlian Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 5th grade?!?OMG. I'm f'ing old. It was earlier than 5th for me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 It was earlier than 5th for me.... I was in 8th grade, and even then, with my less-than-refined taste in music, I {censored}ing hated that song. I still {censored}ing hate that song. It's one of a thousand songs I can think of that make me think "how the {censored} am I not getting airplay and these dump suckaz are?" The only song from the 90's that I hate more than that piece of sonic skunk {censored} is "What's Going On?" by 4 Non Blondes. Maybe the Crash Test Dummies and 4 Non Blondes can travel back in time and kill themselves so my psyche wont have to be assaulted like it was every time their {censored} for {censored} trash anthems came on the radio. I'd click on that link but it would make me inject Drano into my carotid, and I'm too tired to run to the pharmacy for syringes.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Verlian Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 I'd click on that link but it would make me inject Drano into my carotid, and I'm too tired to run to the pharmacy for syringes.C7 Is your pharmacy still open?.. I was 5 or 6 when this came out. I can't really remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 Is your pharmacy still open?.. I was 5 or 6 when this came out. I can't really remember. If that song came on, I'd break into the pharmacy and steal some syringes. And probably a big ass bottle of Percocet since I went to the trouble. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 This song rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Verlian Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 If that song came on, I'd break into the pharmacy and steal some syringes. And probably a big ass bottle of Percocet since I went to the trouble. C7 Haha, I don't know whether to say that's sad, or.. Way to go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Deep Bass Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 I bet this song was a surprise hit. While I don't think this song sucks, their other songs are much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bluedaddy19 Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 Oh, my, GOD. I HATE THAT SONG SO BAD IN THE FACE. Continue, please. Right there with ya... just remembering its mere existence makes me want to wretch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2manband Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 I heard this song last week at the gym. While I'm pretty meh on the song, I was just glad that they had switched from the Top 10 Countdown (over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over) station to the 90's Alternative Station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 Haha, I don't know whether to say that's sad, or.. Way to go! What's sad is that when they found my body, I'd have a needle sticking out of my neck, a bottle of Drano in my lap, and that {censored}ing stupid ass song would still be playing. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members i_wanna_les_paul Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 What's sad is that when they found my body, I'd have a needle sticking out of my neck, a bottle of Drano in my lap, and that {censored}ing stupid ass song would still be playing. C7 And they'd probably play the song at the funeral because they would think it was your favorite song, so you would still have no vindication... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 And they'd probably play the song at the funeral because they would think it was your favorite song, so you would still have no vindication... No. Because if they played that song at my funeral my wife would break out the Drano and syringe and ace herself. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 I was in 8th grade, and even then, with my less-than-refined taste in music, I {censored}ing hated that song. I still {censored}ing hate that song. It's one of a thousand songs I can think of that make me think "how the {censored} am I not getting airplay and these dump suckaz are?" The only song from the 90's that I hate more than that piece of sonic skunk {censored} is "What's Going On?" by 4 Non Blondes. Maybe the Crash Test Dummies and 4 Non Blondes can travel back in time and kill themselves so my psyche wont have to be assaulted like it was every time their {censored} for {censored} trash anthems came on the radio. I'd click on that link but it would make me inject Drano into my carotid, and I'm too tired to run to the pharmacy for syringes. C7 Sheesh, man, get over it, they're both good, well written songs, with incredible ear-catching hooks. Yeah, they may be lyrically inane and can get annoying if overplayed, sure, but there are good reasons they were as successful as they were. Also, I don't hear you whining about other, much more widely played, "trash anthems". What about "Free Bird"? That's as "trash anthem" as anything ever written, period. There's nothing stopping you and your band from doing better, except perhaps lack of talent. If those bands were so lame and yours is so much better, you ought to have a bigger fan base than they ever did. Whining about others' success is kind of childish, doncha think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"Once there was this kid whoGot into an accident and couldn't come to school...Mmm Mmm Mmm MmmMmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Once, there was this kid whoTook a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paintAnd when he finally came backHe had cane marks all over his bottomHe said that it was from whenThe warden whacked it so hard Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm (*whip* sound) Ahh Once there was this girl whoSwore that one day she would be a figure skating championAnd when she finally made itShe saw some other girl who was better (*ding* sound)And so she hired some guy toClub her in the kneecap Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm(*thwack* sound) AhhMmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm They got paid for their sound bitesAnd sold their TV movie rights And then, there was this guy whoMade his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weinerAnd when he finally came toHe found that Mr. Happy was missingHe couldn't quite explain itIt'd always just been there Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmmMmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Verlian Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 And then, there was this guy whoMade his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weinerAnd when he finally came toHe found that Mr. Happy was missingHe couldn't quite explain itIt'd always just been thereMmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmmMmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm That one's the best. Hahahah. I love Weird Al. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 That one's the best. Hahahah. I love Weird Al. anybody that makes me laugh that much is at the top of my list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Verlian Posted July 23, 2007 Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 anybody that makes me laugh that much is at the top of my list... +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted July 23, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 23, 2007 another verse Once there was this guy who hated a song so much he killed himself with drano and when the finally found him the song was still playing They couldn't quite explain it they said the song sucked so hard Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 18, 2007 Author Members Share Posted November 18, 2007 Bump to parody another thread:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Verlian Posted November 18, 2007 Members Share Posted November 18, 2007 Using an old thread to parody a new one?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 18, 2007 Author Members Share Posted November 18, 2007 Using an old thread to parody a new one?! Is only slightly better than creating a new parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted November 18, 2007 Members Share Posted November 18, 2007 OMG I HATE THAT SONG /runs out of thread as fast as he can edit - lol, I said the same thing earlier in this thread a few months ago Oh, my, GOD. I HATE THAT SONG SO BAD IN THE FACE. Continue, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Poltergeist Posted November 18, 2007 Members Share Posted November 18, 2007 weird al is a genius... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 18, 2007 Author Members Share Posted November 18, 2007 weird al is a genius... A weird one:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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