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Drawing Welfare...

Fran da Man

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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches

straight up to the counter and says,

"Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.

I'd really rather have a job."


The social worker behind the

counter says, "Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from

a very wealthy old man who

wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his

beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but

he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the

long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas

holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual

urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom

apartment above the garage.


The starting salary is $200,000 a year."


The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bull{censored}tin' me!"



The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."

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