Members Rowka Posted September 10, 2007 Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 when they get stuck in traffic behind some guy who's driving way too slow because there's a cop behind him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted September 10, 2007 Author Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 Today I gave the hospital permission to youthanize my grandma. I can't wait to see how much younger she looks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted September 10, 2007 Author Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 I'd like to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him and leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted September 10, 2007 Author Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises. But I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted September 10, 2007 Author Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so loud when I'm trying to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted September 10, 2007 Author Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world's most perfect haiku. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted September 10, 2007 Author Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 There are two typos of people in this world--those who can edit and those who can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassesofalessergod Posted September 10, 2007 Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 i'm feelin' ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted September 10, 2007 Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 Stephen Wright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spin Cycle Posted September 10, 2007 Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world's most perfect haiku. I like this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kurfu Posted September 10, 2007 Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 Steven wright rocks! You should at least give him credit when you quote him, though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted September 10, 2007 Author Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 I don't think it's Mr Wright. These came from www.jarodkintz.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kurfu Posted September 10, 2007 Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 I don't think it's Mr Wright. These came from www.jarodkintz.com He's a pretty funny guy. sounds like he's a fan of Mr. Wright... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted September 10, 2007 Members Share Posted September 10, 2007 I don't think it's Mr Wright. These came from www.jarodkintz.com that page is awesome Father Flannigan's Whiskey wants to remind you that wherever there are four Irish Catholics, there's always a fifth. -Pete Blankenhorn:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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