Members willsellout Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 So my wife and daughter are in Cali for two weeks. I'm bored to {censored} right now. I'm off for the next two weeks and I don't know what to do with myself. I think I'm going to play lots of basses (especially the Ric coming on Thursday!), maybe take a trip to my buddies house in Newport, workout, and hopefully brew some beer. It may sound like a lot but there is going to be a lot of downtime and I'm kind of bummed. It's weird how you get accustomed to people being around....although I am hoping my wife is having fun in Cali..god knows she needed to get out of this redneck town for a while. Anyway, you guys are my social life..I hope you all know that! Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 Looks like a great time for some porno and a date with the hair cream rinse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members willsellout Posted October 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 Looks like a great time for some porno and a date with the cream rinse well yeah that's a given..but in between 3 minute sessions I need something to do right:D Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeromus-X Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 I'm in a hotel a half hour outside Baltimore bored as hell, I feel your pain! Though on a much smaller time-scale of course. Nothing like having a suite all to yourself and a laptop and a bottle of rum, huh? Couldn't find a damn bar anywhere near here. Who doesn't build a bar next to a series of hotels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 82Daion Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 {censored}-I thought you'd gotten a divorce! Anyway, sounds like a plan-that's what I'd probably be doing in your situation. You probably need the break as much as your wife did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members willsellout Posted October 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 {censored}-I thought you'd gotten a divorce! Anyway, sounds like a plan-that's what I'd probably be doing in your situation. You probably need the break as much as your wife did. Nah..we have good and bad times just like any marriage but there are more good than bad. Portland was not fun and my daughter in the airport today was not fun, but that's over and we are both happily in our places. I did need the break and she definitely needed to see her family. This town is a hole in the earth and the people are redneck {censored}twats and it gets old...I feel for my wife. Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members willsellout Posted October 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 I'm in a hotel a half hour outside Baltimore bored as hell, I feel your pain! Though on a much smaller time-scale of course.Nothing like having a suite all to yourself and a laptop and a bottle of rum, huh? Couldn't find a damn bar anywhere near here. Who doesn't build a bar next to a series of hotels? The best thing to put next to a hotel is a Hooters:D. That sucks about your predicament. I'm at home drinking a couple APA's and I'll be thinking of you:D Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 {censored}-I thought you'd gotten a divorce! No kidding, I saw the thread title as thought "oh crap, wasn't he just in a hotel with his wife, wtf happened?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Droplaw621 Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 Nah..we have good and bad times just like any marriage but there are more good than bad. Portland was not fun and my daughter in the airport today was not fun, but that's over and we are both happily in our places. I did need the break and she definitely needed to see her family. This town is a hole in the earth and the people are redneck {censored}twats and it gets old...I feel for my wife. Dan Didn't have fun in Portland? wha wha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members willsellout Posted October 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 Didn't have fun in Portland? wha wha A daughter who wouldn't sleep, a wife who was so nervous about flying that she almost threw up this morning, and me; a tired cranky dickhead=not a good time:D Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Psilocybin Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 Get drunk then crush it in every room of the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeonVomit Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 Wander around the house in a drunken stupour in your underwear at 2pm, leave the toilet seat up, burp and break wind with reckless abandon, eat garlic and chili-heavy food without fear of reprecussions, toss empty beer cans in a corner of the room... Be the biggest slob you can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeromus-X Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 I'm at home drinking a couple APA's and I'll be thinking of you:D Gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Psilocybin Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 And make sure to drink too. If you don't piss the bed at least one night while they were gone, you weren't drinking enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rippin' Robin Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 And make sure to drink too. If you don't piss the bed at least one night while they were gone, you weren't drinking enough. WRONG. If you actually manage to get into the bed you're not drunk enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeonVomit Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 WRONG.If you actually manage to get into the bed you're not drunk enough. Now speaks a man with knowledge on the subject! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Psilocybin Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 WRONG.If you actually manage to get into the bed you're not drunk enough. Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members misterhinkydink Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 Nothing like having a suite all to yourself and a laptop and a bottle of rum, huh? Plus those little bottles of hair cream rinse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members skatalite Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 Alcohol + Asian hookers + zombie films + Arby's roast beef sammiches + Icy Hot = amazing fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tylytle Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 Sounds like you have a good plan! Enjoy yourself.BTW. I am single now too. Just in a different way. After 16 years, I asked for a divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dDigitalPimp Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 Arby's roast beef sammiches + Icy Hot = amazing fun i prefer ketchup on my roast beef but to each his own.... i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members y-o-y Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 So my wife and daughter are in Cali for two weeks. I'm bored to {censored} right now. I'm off for the next two weeks and I don't know what to do with myself. I think I'm going to play lots of basses (especially the Ric coming on Thursday!), maybe take a trip to my buddies house in Newport, workout, and hopefully brew some beer. It may sound like a lot but there is going to be a lot of downtime and I'm kind of bummed. It's weird how you get accustomed to people being around....although I am hoping my wife is having fun in Cali..god knows she needed to get out of this redneck town for a while. Anyway, you guys are my social life..I hope you all know that!Dan So you are off work for the same two weeks and your wife and daughter go on vacation for that same two weeks? My wife would kill me if I pulled some {censored} like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boogiebassbill Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 So my wife and daughter are in Cali for two weeks. I'm bored to {censored} right now. I'm off for the next two weeks and I don't know what to do with myself. I think I'm going to play lots of basses (especially the Ric coming on Thursday!), maybe take a trip to my buddies house in Newport, workout, and hopefully brew some beer. It may sound like a lot but there is going to be a lot of downtime and I'm kind of bummed. It's weird how you get accustomed to people being around....although I am hoping my wife is having fun in Cali..god knows she needed to get out of this redneck town for a while. Anyway, you guys are my social life..I hope you all know that!Danahh lucky man with a loving family.......you should have went with her for a couple of weeks......I would have come over and fed your dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Undead Sycip Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 Yer gunna git sum company on Nov 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Optimus Prime Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 There's alcohol, porn, loud music, bass, hookers, parties, drugs (acid and meth are the best), alcohol, sleep, here and more drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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