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I'm Going To An Old Farts Jam Tonite


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Hope I can get on stage at this local bar. I'm from out of town and last time I tried to get on stage these old bastards were hogging the stage with their buddies and wouldn't let 'outsiders' in. Guess I'll have to push and bull{censored} my way in. Jeez, I've been playing 44 years and I can fart with the best of them.

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Hope I can get on stage at this local bar. I'm from out of town and last time I tried to get on stage these old bastards were hogging the stage with their buddies and wouldn't let 'outsiders' in. Guess I'll have to push and bull{censored} my way in. Jeez, I've been playing 44 years and I can fart with the best of them.

 

 

So you want me to make them play nice with you?

I can't.

So you want me to tell you not to do anything stupid?

"Don't do anything stupid!

 

O.K., now have fun.

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I used to play open stages like that. When they would finally let me on stage, I would be {censored}face drunk and throw a bunch of absurd odd-time prog rock riffs at their drummer, and yell {censored} into the microphone. I'd usually get the hook fairly quickly, but it was amusing.
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I'd pay to see that.

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Just for the record. I did get up and play after being forgotten till 3/4 thru the nite. I wowed 'em and got handshakes. There were some 19 year old kids on guitars from another band and they played great with me. I really enjoy playing with those young folks. Gd'nite!

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