IF

[Grumpy_Polecat]

you thought you knew what the next thing I'd post was, what would it be?

[Dave Campbell]

Boobs.

[bassman1956]

 

IF

 

 

 

 

 

 

If a picture paints a thousand words,

Then why can't I paint you?

The words will never show the you I've come to know.

If a face could launch a thousand ships,

Then where am I to go?

There's no one home but you,

You're all that's left me too.

And when my love for life is running dry,

You come and pour yourself on me.

 

If a man could be two places at one time,

I'd be with you.

Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way.

If the world should stop revolving spinning slowly down to die,

I'd spend the end with you.

And when the world was through,

Then one by one the stars would all go out,

Then you and I would simply fly away

[Derek5272]

Don't know about the next thing you post, but the next time you reply in this thread, it'll probably be some variation of "No, your guesses are wrong."

[Hotblack]

ThFiWoQIUn8

[Sugarskull]

 

you thought you knew what the next thing I'd post was, what would it be?

 

 

A parody on BHK's A1 stain thread.

[chunky-b]

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,

Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,

And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

 

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;

If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;

If you can meet with triumph and disaster

And treat those two imposters just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken

Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,

And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

 

If you can make one heap of all your winnings

And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

And never breath a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

To serve your turn long after they are gone,

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

 

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;

If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -

Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,

And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!

[FreestyleIntruder]

...I'd be banned for posting it here, you sick, sick puppy

[BottomHeavyKate]

A bucket full of Daisies!!!

[s4001]

If a picture paints a thousand words, Then why can't I paint you? The words will never show the you I've come to know. If a face could launch a thousand ships, Then where am I to go? There's no one home but you, You're all that's left me too. And when my love for life is running dry, You come and pour yourself on me. If a man could be two places at one time, I'd be with you. Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way. If the world should stop revolving spinning slowly down to die, I'd spend the end with you. And when the world was through, Then one by one the stars would all go out, Then you and I would simply fly away

 

 

That was smooth, baby.

[bluedogaudio]

prairie dog porn

[FailBoatCaptn]

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[Grumpy_Polecat]

 

Don't know about the next thing you post, but the next time you reply in this thread, it'll probably be some variation of "No, your guesses are wrong."

 

 

maybe...