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Members Rowka Posted June 3, 2009 Members Share Posted June 3, 2009 We've posted elf ears before here on Geekologie, but those involved some sort of "surgical procedure" and "money". Well now there's an Instructable on how to do it yourself with the help of a friend! Okay, not really. The article just discusses the things to consider if you're interested in getting it done. So, I'll go ahead and post the DIY myself. 1. Find a pair of scissors. The sharper the better. The scissors you have from kindergarten should be fine. 2 Score some rubbing alcohol. Take a few shots. 3. Ask yourself, "Do I really want elf ears?" If the answer is no, repeat step 2, possibly alternating shots and bong hits. 4. Cut a triangular chunk out of your upper ear. You should be bleeding at this point. 5. Sterilize a needle with a lighter, thread with fishing line or yarn, and sew your ear back together in the desired shape. 6. Put some tape around your ear to hold it together and prevent strain on the stitches. 7. Repeat steps 4 through 6 for the other ear. 8. Take a picture, preferably topless. 9. If you are a chick, send me that picture. If you are a dude, throw it away, I don't care about your elf ears. 10. If you are hot, I will marry you. 11. Change your name to Zelda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted June 3, 2009 Members Share Posted June 3, 2009 Thanks to Spencer, who made a good point for guys considering this mod when he wrote, "no matter how good you are with your "Magic Flute", she'll never show you her Tri-Force." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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