Members ec437 Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 1. How is it that english muffins go from completely untoasted to totally burnt in under 30 seconds? 2. Why is it that anytime a girl says they really want to be your friend, what they really mean is that they are, at best, completely indifferent about ever seeing you again? Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 1. You have a cheap ass toaster. 2. Bitches ain't {censored} but hoes and tricks.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cpt. Spliff Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 ... Why is it that anytime a girl says they really want to be your friend, what they really mean is that they are, at best, completely indifferent about ever seeing you again? Because that is girls' way of telling you they're not interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members solderjunkie Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 Because that is girls' way of telling you they're not interested. Yep... they have feelings (gags a little) They expect that we have similar emotional soft-spots, so "letting us down easy" is their way of helping us deal with rejection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members perrydabassman Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 I've always wondered if you and your radio DJ buddy were walking thru a tunnel, would you still be able to hear him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mctoy Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 What happens if you get 'Scared half to death'....twice? And...If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out of her nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachoff Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 Why wash your hair with shampoo when you can use realpoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassthumpintwin Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 What happens if you get 'Scared half to death'....twice? By my calculations, you would be approximately 1/4 alive... :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lokidecat Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 1. How is it that english muffins go from completely untoasted to totally burnt in under 30 seconds?2. Why is it that anytime a girl says they really want to be your friend, what they really mean is that they are, at best, completely indifferent about ever seeing you again?Discuss. Answer is the same for both questions: {censored} happens, don't try to understand it. Just pass me another beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fireball_73 Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 I like this - it's very sci-fi! You have a lot of nice photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members no-logic Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 What happens if you get 'Scared half to death'....twice? And...If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out of her nose? on the same front, how does one really know if a person was beaten half to death? did they quantify said statement with an experiment? i e: beat them a specific amount and then beat them again the same amount thus killing the subject. or count the number of hits until a person is dead and then only beat the next person half that amount? perhaps i over think things:facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members collinwho Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 My unspoken answer for every girl who says she wants to be just friends: I have plenty of friends. I don't need one more. If you aren't interested, you aren't interested, and I'm completely ok with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members groutt Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 Why do so few auto makers put blinky turn signal lights on the SIDES of cars? Is it so I can keep it a secret from the driver beside me that I would really really like to get into their lane if that's OK with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted March 16, 2010 Members Share Posted March 16, 2010 I love toast. Drop a slice of bread in the toaster, depress the lever, and in seconds---hey presto! Toast. Bread in, toast out. Bob's your uncle. But.... Ever wonder where the bread went? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted March 16, 2010 Members Share Posted March 16, 2010 I love toast. Drop a slice of bread in the toaster, depress the lever, and in seconds---hey presto! Toast. Bread in, toast out. Bob's your uncle. But.... Ever wonder where the bread went? There's a simple answer for that, quantum physics and the miracle of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members misterhinkydink Posted March 16, 2010 Members Share Posted March 16, 2010 I have plenty of friends. I don't need one more. I said that to a girl after she said that to me after standing me up for date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted March 16, 2010 Author Members Share Posted March 16, 2010 I like this - it's very sci-fi! You have a lot of nice photos. Hey thanks I shot that one for a newspaper article about local coffee roasting. The one thing that bothers me is the book in the background. Wish I'd caught it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DIEZELPOWER77 Posted March 16, 2010 Members Share Posted March 16, 2010 Because that is girls' way of telling you they're not interested. "Friend"(n.)(to a female)-being someone who wants you to things for them without having to put out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted March 16, 2010 Members Share Posted March 16, 2010 1. How is it that english muffins go from completely untoasted to totally burnt in under 30 seconds? Because they are thin. You need to turn down your toaster to light or defrost. 2. Why is it that anytime a girl says they really want to be your friend, what they really mean is that they are, at best, completely indifferent about ever seeing you again?Discuss. Because you have no pompadour. Get a pomp, start photographing girls for your 'pinup' portfolio. Say little while photographing then send them their pictures... the rest should fall into place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted March 16, 2010 Members Share Posted March 16, 2010 "Friend"(n.)(to a female)-being someone who wants you to things for them without having to put out. WORD. UP. Sorry, ladies, if you want me to work on your {censored}ing car or run {censored}ing errands for you, you'd better be {censored}ing me. Well.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted March 16, 2010 Members Share Posted March 16, 2010 WORD. UP. Sorry, ladies, if you want me to work on your {censored}ing car or run {censored}ing errands for you, you'd better be {censored}ing me. Well. C7 You're missing out. Working on cars is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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