Members niomosy Posted December 12, 2005 Members Share Posted December 12, 2005 From bash.org Skylos : dang its irritating when I get phone calls and they just hang up Triggur: call them back with caller ID and then hang up! Triggur: ever get a Heavy-Breathing call? Triggur: I did once and I told him, "oh god, that is SO hot. can I jack off too?" Triggur: turns out it was my mom winded from walking upstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted December 12, 2005 Members Share Posted December 12, 2005 Originally posted by niomosy Feeling generous, were ya? I didn't even know it was St. Nicholas' Day until I got home. That was all the candy I had on hand (er, in my pockets). She's lucky I didn't eat 'em both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted December 12, 2005 Members Share Posted December 12, 2005 Originally posted by frunobulax Nice Richard Simmons imitation you got there with that smiley... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted December 12, 2005 Members Share Posted December 12, 2005 Here's one from Bash.org for mxpx Lucius: so im stuck hangin out with this emo kid Lucius: he goes up to this hot girl and says "hey baby, what are you doing lateR?" Lucius: she turns to him and goes "boy, i already have a {censored}, i dont need another one" and walks away Lucius: i couldnt stop laughing Lucius: then he gets this sad look and tells me to shut up Lucius: i calmly pull out my sharpie and draw a tear on his cheek Lucius: he literally shrieks and runs away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted December 12, 2005 Members Share Posted December 12, 2005 i went to the doctor with a bad cold he looked a down my throat and said a little raw? roarrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted December 12, 2005 Members Share Posted December 12, 2005 Heaping spoonful of honey for the throat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frunobulax Posted December 12, 2005 Members Share Posted December 12, 2005 i just had some guacomole and taco chips.i wish i had a marguerita. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted December 12, 2005 Members Share Posted December 12, 2005 I have a knob in my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted December 12, 2005 Members Share Posted December 12, 2005 Originally posted by frunobulax i wish i had a marguerita. I had her several years ago. She's OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted December 13, 2005 Members Share Posted December 13, 2005 This drinkin's gettin' way outta hand...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yubetyerboots Posted December 13, 2005 Members Share Posted December 13, 2005 sheeesh. not a pretty picture, that one! mornin cowboY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted December 13, 2005 Members Share Posted December 13, 2005 Well, I hope you like this one better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yubetyerboots Posted December 13, 2005 Members Share Posted December 13, 2005 sweet. im not quite awake yet. im going to go and look at the picture of the penguin with the cymbals and the polar bear.....hehehe. that should do it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted December 13, 2005 Members Share Posted December 13, 2005 Here it is. I saved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yubetyerboots Posted December 13, 2005 Members Share Posted December 13, 2005 dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted December 13, 2005 Members Share Posted December 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted December 13, 2005 Members Share Posted December 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted December 13, 2005 Members Share Posted December 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted December 13, 2005 Members Share Posted December 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted December 13, 2005 Members Share Posted December 13, 2005 Originally posted by Zamfir That's gotta hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted December 13, 2005 Members Share Posted December 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted December 14, 2005 Members Share Posted December 14, 2005 And Good Morning....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yubetyerboots Posted December 14, 2005 Members Share Posted December 14, 2005 gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood mornin i have a 3 inch window here to look at busted screen..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted December 14, 2005 Members Share Posted December 14, 2005 .........I'll just have to squeeze .........all the letters in this little .........spot so you can see them .........all. Did it happen without warning? That stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yubetyerboots Posted December 14, 2005 Members Share Posted December 14, 2005 as soon as the kid wakes up....were gonna chat some! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.