Members niomosy Posted August 11, 2005 Members Share Posted August 11, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Melanie Posted August 11, 2005 Members Share Posted August 11, 2005 Well, I'm saying goodbye for now. Tomorrow I'm heading up to visit my parents and I'm not back til Monday. Have a good weekend one and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassplayinguy Posted August 11, 2005 Members Share Posted August 11, 2005 Originally posted by niomosy now i gotta go wipe the pop off my screen, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by bassplayinguy now i gotta go wipe the pop off my screen, thanks! At least it didn't spit out your nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 I had a kidney fight in a slaughter house once. Make that twice. Later a cat crawled into my mustang engine compartment to get warm. It wouldn't start the first time but the second time the flup flup flup sound said it all. This happened on the same day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by Perfessor I had a kidney fight in a slaughter house once. Make that twice. Later a cat crawled into my mustang engine compartment to get warm. It wouldn't start the first time but the second time the flup flup flup sound said it all. This happened on the same day. bwahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Another cat lover! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 I used to feed a cat I nicknamed Herbert at another slaughter house. I fed him kidney's. What else. He used to run on the backs of the pigs in the pen that were going to get slaughtered that week. The pigs hated this and squealed like crazy as Herbert made the dash from railing to pig after pig and finally to the lousy kidney I threw on the floor for him. He had the mange according to the state vet. One Monday I was asking around where Herbert was. "Ain't seen him" they all said through chewing tobacco stained teeth. Spit. After the slaughter I checked the pen. There was Herbert. Flat as a pancake. Looked like a week old roadkill. The guys made me scrape him up and bury him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 hope you are broadband and java equipped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by mrcrow hope you are broadband and java equipped oh, go blow your broadband out your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by el_duderino676 oh, go blow your broadband out your ass. pppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttttt!"""""""""""""""""" go visit iraq Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by el_duderino676 oh, go blow your broadband out your ass. Well, why don't you just get broadband, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by niomosy Well, why don't you just get broadband, then? my self righteous comments entirely now that i have it after about 6 years of hacking a modem on dial up... Notorious, Duran Duran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by niomosy Well, why don't you just get broadband, then? mainly because i live way out in the boonies where broadband is not an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by el_duderino676 mainly because i live way out in the boonies where broadband is not an option. I know. I was just messing with ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by niomosy I know. I was just messing with ya yeah, you can blow it out your ass, too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by el_duderino676 yeah, you can blow it out your ass, too i suggest a four part harmony of blowing out of our asses... i have a lot of practice...so i will take the tenor part.. #prrrrrtttttttttttttttt# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frunobulax Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sixgun77 Posted August 13, 2005 Members Share Posted August 13, 2005 Originally posted by mrcrow i suggest a four part harmony of blowing out of our asses... i have a lot of practice...so i will take the tenor part.. #prrrrrtttttttttttttttt# Low end Johhny cash/Waylon Jennings part: "prrrrtttttttttttttt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted August 13, 2005 Members Share Posted August 13, 2005 Originally posted by mrcrow i suggest a four part harmony of blowing out of our asses... i have a lot of practice...so i will take the tenor part.. #prrrrrtttttttttttttttt# I can try out for baritone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted August 13, 2005 Members Share Posted August 13, 2005 right... drink me alto..................? tenor................mrcrow baritone...........niomosy bass.................Sixgun77 still need a top end...and perhaps even soprano if any of the ladies care to blow it out their ass... i recommend our first concert be done with our trousers down and bums facing the audience... naturally we will have to clear our throats... the group could be called the 'gassers' or ' assholes' and could be expanded to take new members...as and when they wish to blow it out of their asses...or ass depending on the numbers. the vision of the group should be to achieve a choral society eventually with multi ass renditions of the great choral works... zadok the priest would be a good start... any further entries please leave your ass and assdress at the assdesk rehearsals can be at your convenience and we may assk you to go through the motions just to check your ass is up to our standarse... any further suggestions would be appreciated... any public recordings would not be transmitted on broadband for the sake of the boonies.. so friends...remember the cry....forward and upward and blow it out your ass....bloody both asses mate..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted August 13, 2005 Members Share Posted August 13, 2005 Originally posted by frunobulax Honey, have you seen my 12 gauge shells? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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