Members Zamfir Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 So B-man?How hot is your boss looking today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 mdiym42: note to selfmdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Bonoman Okay, this thread has officially passed into the realm of too weird to be real... I think it just took you a while to notice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by niomosy This is why I don't use dialup well, where I live, that isn't an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 One for Finding Niomo... I was pretty dumb about computers. Then I learned you could get porn on them. 3 years later I'm a system administrator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Bonoman No, you get to abuse me too, I just get to be funnier.And vampires do have anuses. Some of them have vaginas as well. Where they have a problem is with penises, because they have no actual blood of their own with which to obtain and maintain an erection. B-man, I love you, and this just reinforces why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by el_duderino676 B-man, I love you, and this just reinforces why. ...you're turned on by his discussion of vampire genitals? In the lug department: WHO THE HELL HAS 18 CHILDREN 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, IT'S A VAGINA, NOT A CLOWN CAR' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Zamfir One for Finding Niomo... I was pretty dumb about computers. Then I learned you could get porn on them. 3 years later I'm a system administrator. It was less than 3 years for me to become a systems administrator but, yeah, that's about right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Another random one.... diodes are too one-sided on the contrary, my dildos are double-sided diodes. ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 This one says it all. exciting ;> yup! I got my kernel down to like 600k though nice ;> kernels below 1 mb are for pussies kernels over 2 mb are for men hehe It's not how BIG your kernel is, it's how you use it! sure...thats why girls always laugh at you when you pull out your kernel Then I set them straight with a good fsck'ing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 this one too ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Egger: Heres the history of our medicine. "I have a sore throat." 2000 BC : "eat this root" 1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir." 1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill." 1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic." 2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Here's one for Bman aspuffnstuff: The third one looks like something they used in Star Wardsaspuffnstuff: *Warsalykat: lol "star wards"alykat: an epic about a hospital set in spacealykat: "use the forceps, luke"volcanogirl: come.. to the bed pan. the bed pan!aspuffnstuff: OBGYN kenobi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bluesman0511 Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Can someone please enlighten me? What exactly is the function of the THREADKILLER thread? I wouldn't ask if I could figure it out for myself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 We have a function? If there is one, it can probably be found among the following:1. To vacuum the rest of our OT ramblings out of the rest of the forum2. To waste mind-boggling amounts of time3. To get some good chuckles, even laughs4. To post strange, humorous, or droolable pics5. To vent6. To provoke lug into posting "Please do not post my name in the Thread Killer, thank you"7. To post damn near anything as long as there are token neurons firing. Granted, this one is sometimes a little slack...Welcome to the TK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by niomosy Egger: Heres the history of our medicine. "I have a sore throat." 2000 BC : "eat this root" 1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir." 1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill." 1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic." 2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root." Hehehe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Bluesman0511 Can someone please enlighten me? What exactly is the function of the THREADKILLER thread? I wouldn't ask if I could figure it out for myself... One must not question the meaning of the TK, it is the central nexus of the brotherhood of the forum that without, the world would surely disintigrate into a flaming plie of dust.Or, it could just be a thread to post meaningless stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bluesman0511 Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by el_duderino676 One must not question the meaning of the TK, it is the central nexus of the brotherhood of the forum that without, the world would surely disintigrate into a flaming plie of dust.Or, it could just be a thread to post meaningless stuff. You know...I was coming to that realization on my own, but my mind refused to accept it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Bluesman0511 You know...I was coming to that realization on my own, but my mind refused to accept it. Yes, you must assimilate or be eliminated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 I am sad. I have seven days left in this school year, but one of my major friends had her last day today. She was a sarcastic bitch, but we got along well. I am sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 yo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 Yo' mama! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Zamfir If there is one, it can probably be found among the following:1. To vacuum the rest of our OT ramblings out of the rest of the forum2. To waste mind-boggling amounts of time3. To get some good chuckles, even laughs4. To post strange, humorous, or droolable pics5. To vent6. To provoke lug into posting "Please do not post my name in the Thread Killer, thank you"7. To post damn near anything as long as there are token neurons firing. Granted, this one is sometimes a little slack... Looks like the list of Seven Deadly Sins. Sounds like a challenge.1. Well, this one is automatic, so here it is.2. Looks at watch, whistles, looks at watch again.3. Ok, so a preacher, a bear, and a banana walk into a bar....4. ok, how's this for strange?5. I hate living at home because the rest of my family is comprised of royal cocksuckers.6. Lug is, and always will be, the Suckmaster of the Universe.7. Snakes don't scare me. Marsupials do. Because they're fast.There, will that do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sevenroy Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 reading it backwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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