Members Zamfir Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Real life should have a {censored}ing search function, or something. I need my socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bringtherock Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir Treat yourself to a Roth IRA first, THEN buy gear. Saving money is for losers. I really don't expect to be alive by the time i'm 55 anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Originally posted by bringtherock Saving money is for losers. I really don't expect to be alive by the time i'm 55 anyway. Your generation is going to live a {censored}load of a long time past 65... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn. man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bringtherock Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir Your generation is going to live a {censored}load of a long time past 65... That's going to suck unless i end up like Professor Farnsworth... I dunno. Something about old people just irks me...i think it's every morning when i'm driving on the parkway and i'm cruising in the left lane, and i come up on an exit. Now, this is a light-construction zone, so we're all going about 50-55ish, so i let the car on the right of me have plenty of opportunity to merge into the left lane so that the 8 cars stopped on the onramp can get on. But they don't get over, and everytime i pass that car, it's an old person. IT NEVER FAILS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 I live near King City, OR, AKA 'God's Waiting Room.' It's a retirement community for 55+. I watched a low-speed chase through the Safeway parking lot, with some Methuselah-looking codger in an ancient Buick Electra 225 careening off curbs and parked cars at about 3 mph, while the King City cops pursued with flashing lights only. This went on for several minutes 'til Barney Fife pulled his head out and hit the siren. The old guy did a bee-line straight into the side of the Safeway store at 3 mph. It would have been funny if it hadn't been so sad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 82Daion Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir Treat yourself to a Roth IRA first, THEN buy gear. STELLAR advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 82Daion Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Originally posted by Thumper I live near King City, OR, AKA 'God's Waiting Room.' It's a retirement community for 55+. I watched a low-speed chase through the Safeway parking lot, with some Methuselah-looking codger in an ancient Buick Electra 225 careening off curbs and parked cars at about 3 mph, while the King City cops pursued with flashing lights only. This went on for several minutes 'til Barney Fife pulled his head out and hit the siren. The old guy did a bee-line straight into the side of the Safeway store at 3 mph. It would have been funny if it hadn't been so sad... This is incredibly amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Originally posted by bringtherock That's going to suck unless i end up like Professor Farnsworth... I dunno. Something about old people just irks me...i think it's every morning when i'm driving on the parkway and i'm cruising in the left lane, and i come up on an exit. Now, this is a light-construction zone, so we're all going about 50-55ish, so i let the car on the right of me have plenty of opportunity to merge into the left lane so that the 8 cars stopped on the onramp can get on. But they don't get over, and everytime i pass that car, it's an old person. IT NEVER FAILS. I forgot to mention that you're gonna need a way to pay the insurance and gas on the car you're merging slowly with. It's funny. After a decade or more of trying, we only convinced my grandmother at age 91 (she's 93 now) to give up her car, not for fear of having to live with hitting a hypothetical eight-year-old on a bicycle, but pointing out the total cost of operating her car per year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.. how do i do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/ Yeah I know. Oh wait You mean, like, a concert? yes So I discovered that half my students are failing because they just read bash.org every day in class. How'd you determine that? One of them *accidentally* e-mailed me explaining how no one does anything in the class, dumbasses. So if you're reading this, students, GET TO {censored}ING WORK! MODULE 10! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 mdiym42: note to self mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bringtherock Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Holy hell we have the greatest Chinese restaurant in the country right next door to my office. I go in, order chicken lo mein with 2 egg rolls. Then i go outside to have a cigarette. By the time i finish, i go in and the food is waiting for me. Hooray Chinatown Inn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 You can still taste food after a cig? *looks at watch* Damn, it's past lunchtime. *scurries off* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members thelurker Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Originally posted by bringtherock Saving money is for losers. I really don't expect to be alive by the time i'm 55 anyway. Consult one Joe Walsh on this type of thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 User ID: Bid Amount Date of bid mrcrow_uk( 3 ) £760.00 06-Aug-06 18:26:14 BST littleyellowtaxi( 12Feedback score is 10 to 49) £750.00 06-Aug-06 16:55:13 BST mrcrow_uk( 3 ) £700.00 06-Aug-06 15:33:46 BST littleyellowtaxi( 12Feedback score is 10 to 49) £680.00 06-Aug-06 16:54:34 BST peg1eg( 2 ) New eBay Member (less than 30 days) £630.00 06-Aug-06 14:28:38 BST mrcrow_uk( 3 ) £610.00 06-Aug-06 09:03:23 BST peg1eg( 2 ) New eBay Member (less than 30 days) £605.00 06-Aug-06 14:27:16 BST mrcrow_uk( 3 ) £602.00 04-Aug-06 16:21:49 BST mrcrow_uk( 3 ) £601.00 04-Aug-06 08:22:19 BST mrcrow_uk( 3 ) £600.00 02-Aug-06 19:27:15 BST garlicdalek( 2 ) £585.00 05-Aug-06 23:47:01 BST garlicdalek( 2 ) £565.00 05-Aug-06 23:46:37 BST garlicdalek( 2 ) £540.00 05-Aug-06 23:46:07 BST tamaralex( 14Feedback score is 10 to 49) £510.00 02-Aug-06 16:07:53 BST mrcrow_uk( 3 ) £480.00 02-Aug-06 12:22:36 BST tamaralex( 14Feedback score is 10 to 49) £400.00 01-Aug-06 23:27:36 BST mrcrow_uk( 3 ) £400.00 02-Aug-06 12:22:28 BST mrcrow_uk( 3 ) £330.00 02-Aug-06 12:22:18 BST kototama123( 37Feedback score is 10 to 49) £310.00 01-Aug-06 23:20:39 BST If you and another bidder placed the same bid amount, the earlier bid takes priority. You can retra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 littleyellowtaxi is puffing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir littleyellowtaxi is puffing you. i go out bid...16 minutes to go and its over my 760...now is at 780 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Originally posted by mrcrow i go out bid...16 minutes to go and its over my 760...now is at 780 You must learn to snipe, young padawan. I very, very, very rarely buy anything off ebay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir You must learn to snipe, young padawan. I very, very, very rarely buy anything off ebay. oui oui but when I go I snipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir Your generation is going to live a {censored}load of a long time past 65... Yeah, but that's mainly if you're Japanese I did diversify my 401k a bit, though, so we'll see how that goes. Turns out, my "safe but not as great a return" I had 100% dumping into has done better this year than most of the other options I've got And to my wife, who complained that I wasn't diversified, since she'll never check here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir You must learn to snipe, young padawan. I very, very, very rarely buy anything off ebay. I'm not much of a buyer, either, but sniping is definitely the way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 Originally posted by niomosy I'm not much of a buyer, either, but sniping is definitely the way to go. Bidding has ended for this item at £780.00. You were outbid. looks like i dont either...that was a close one.. my current viewing..private sale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted August 8, 2006 Members Share Posted August 8, 2006 [fruno] KEEP THE ON TOPIC {censored} OUT SIDE!!!!!!! [/fruno] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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