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I'm ever upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

I always fill my ballroom

The event is never small

The social pages say I've got

The biggest balls of all


CHORUS:

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all


And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody comes and comes again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got

Great balls of fire


CHORUS


Some balls are held for charity

And some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure

They're the balls that I like best

My balls are always bouncing

To the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls

Should be held every night


CHORUS


And I'm just itching to tell you about them

Oh we had such wonderful fun

Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...


Ball sucker

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Hey, I'm not dead (thank God!) and I'm not running away. I'm just as less 'not busy' as I used to be. biggrin.gif


I try to poke my (cranium) head in here every so often, just to show that I in fact still really don't have a life per say, and to prove that I'm not dead. tongue.gif


How's all of you been?

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Originally posted by monark110

How's all of you been?

 

Can't complain.

The wife just had female surgery yesterday so no playtime for the next 6 to 8 weeks and I'm burried in medical bills but other than that, I'm pretty good. the band is really shaping up and we're getting ready to play some gigs out soon. The first one will be without me because I'm gonna be on vaccation that weekend but I'll be ready for the next one. thumb.gif

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Originally posted by oldivor

you won't be about to have kids be teh time I'm finished with you mad.gif

 

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Not that I want kids, but I do like the installation disk... biggrin.gif




monark- Not much. Have gotten close to jobs, only had them evaporate at the last minute (that's the gummint for you...). Still waiting to hear from the Foreign Service. In the meantime, I apply to weird {censored} like "diplomatic courier" (the guys who sit on hot airport tarmacs making sure nobody {censored}s with the diplomatic "pouch," i.e., containers weighing hundreds of pounds...), unpaid internships in Brussels, and postgraduate master's of teaching degrees starting this fall.




I am soooooooo tired of being a(n) (off-and-on) student...


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Meanwhile, I'm a kept man on a social worker's salary. thumb.gif

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