Members T-40 Posted June 12, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 12, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor That would be about the size of the left one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 12, 2006 Members Share Posted June 12, 2006 Originally posted by T-40 That would be about the size of the left one. I'm upper, upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all CHORUS I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls, And she's got big balls, But we've got the biggest balls of them all! And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody comes and comes again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got great balls of fire! CHORUS Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure, They're the balls that I like best. And my balls are always bouncing, To the left and to the right. It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night. CHORUS And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh, we have such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail Crabs Crayfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted June 12, 2006 Members Share Posted June 12, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor I'm gonna have to try the sex on the freeway at night deal. That sounds like a blast. It's exciting and scary as hell. As long as you can get in a decent position, driving isn't so bad until.... At that point you'd better have some good concentration on that driving Of course, it's illegal and unsafe so you shouldn't do it and all that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted June 12, 2006 Members Share Posted June 12, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor I bet. only girly men wear sweaters though Ah, but I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to wear them without worrying about it. 63F feels good after Jan/Feb. It is too damn cold for June. 75-80 would be poifect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T-40 Posted June 12, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 12, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor I'm upper, upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all CHORUS I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls, And she's got big balls, But we've got the biggest balls of them all! And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody comes and comes again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got great balls of fire! CHORUS Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure, They're the balls that I like best. And my balls are always bouncing, To the left and to the right. It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night. CHORUS And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh, we have such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail Crabs Crayfish Well played, young man! Well played, indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted June 12, 2006 Members Share Posted June 12, 2006 Originally posted by T-40 Well played, young man! Well played, indeed! You two get a room! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 12, 2006 Members Share Posted June 12, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir You two get a room! wanna join? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T-40 Posted June 12, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 12, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor wanna join? WooHoo! A Brokeback threesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 13, 2006 Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Originally posted by T-40 WooHoo! A Brokeback threesome! i can't watch brokeback mountain for the same reason i can't watch horror movies i would scream "HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!" in the middle of the theater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T-40 Posted June 13, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor i can't watch brokeback mountain for the same reason i can't watch horror movies i would scream "HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!" in the middle of the theater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 13, 2006 Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 only 500 post w00t w00t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T-40 Posted June 13, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor only 500 post w00t w00t! I used to have a big post count too. Low Tone's was bigger though. He was the 8th highest poster on HC at one time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 13, 2006 Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Originally posted by T-40 I used to have a big post count too. Low Tone's was bigger though. He was the 8th highest poster on HC at one time. well the admin screwed it up I hear something else Low Tone has in bigger too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T-40 Posted June 13, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor I hear something else Low Tone has in bigger too. That's a myth. The sheep are scared, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 13, 2006 Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Originally posted by T-40 That's a myth. The sheep are scared, however. figures since he had a large post count. Of course, I hear they can hear a zipper a mile away now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T-40 Posted June 13, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor figures since he had a large post count. Of course, I hear they can hear a zipper a mile away now. Yeah.... And they run fast too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 13, 2006 Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Originally posted by T-40 Yeah.... And they run fast too! of course, sheep don't like sheep molesters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted June 13, 2006 Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted June 13, 2006 Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor wanna join? Originally posted by T-40 WooHoo! A Brokeback threesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 13, 2006 Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir don't get mad zammins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Zamfir Posted June 13, 2006 Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Gotta go to bed. And I am locking the front door. Hell, both doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 13, 2006 Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir wanna turn that frown upside down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted June 13, 2006 Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor wanna turn that frown upside down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 13, 2006 Members Share Posted June 13, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir Gotta go to bed. And I am locking the front door. Hell, both doors. good night and keep the bung whole tight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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