Members ToeJamFootball Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor we can't help that you're slow aussie for every one or that i dont watch the chappelle show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by ToeJamFootball or that i dont watch the chappelle show neither do I, I just watch a couple of clips off of youtube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frunobulax Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Emprov Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor ding ding ding we have a winner Cookies??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by frunobulax WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor we can't help that you're slow aussie for every one Can you Photoshop a cuter chick into the picture. That one's ruining the beauty of the cookies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by niomosy Can you Photoshop a cuter chick into the picture. That one's ruining the beauty of the cookies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by niomosy Can you Photoshop a cuter chick into the picture. That one's ruining the beauty of the cookies! your lazy bum can do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by frunobulax Oy. Do they have to bank the shot? *petitions the IOC for a new medal sport* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Emprov Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir *petitions the IOC for a new medal sport* Ok, that's just so wrong. What's even more wrong is that I'm actually thinking about how the scoring would work! Are extra points given or taken away for, uhmm, certain stomach ailments? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by Emprov Ok, that's just so wrong. What's even more wrong is that I'm actually thinking about how the scoring would work! Are extra points given or taken away for, uhmm, certain stomach ailments? Would we even rank that, though? I'd think we would just be looking for splash (does more = better in this case or less?) as well as your standard gymnastics techniques. Definitely points deductions for projectiles that don't make it completely into the toilet. In that respect, having the runs could put you at a distinct disadvantage for getting it in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor your lazy bum can do it No Photoshop (or lower-end equivalents) on the work computers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by niomosy No Photoshop (or lower-end equivalents) on the work computers well you'll have to wait until you get home I guess. edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by Emprov Ok, that's just so wrong. What's even more wrong is that I'm actually thinking about how the scoring would work! Are extra points given or taken away for, uhmm, certain stomach ailments? Sometimes I can't help going to the wrong places. As to your second part... Originally posted by niomosy Would we even rank that, though? I'd think we would just be looking for splash (does more = better in this case or less?) as well as your standard gymnastics techniques. Definitely points deductions for projectiles that don't make it completely into the toilet. In that respect, having the runs could put you at a distinct disadvantage for getting it in there. Splash needs to be minimal (like diving), I think. Especially if you or the next guy is doing rim hand-stands. Extra points deducted if you have to towel down your ass after that heat. See, this would be the one sport where the athletes REALLY have to be wary what they ingest or dope up. What I want to know is the method for finding qualified judges ... and media commentators ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir Splash needs to be minimal (like diving), I think. Especially if you or the next guy is doing rim hand-stands. Extra points deducted if you have to towel down your ass after that heat. See, this would be the one sport where the athletes REALLY have to be wary what they ingest or dope up. What I want to know is the method for finding qualified judges ... and media commentators ... tub girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor tub girl? No way. How could that Google media ho possibly be impartial?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir No way. How could that Google media ho possibly be impartial?? some folks from Open Jam then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor some folks from Open Jam then? Please. We need people to take it seriously, AND form complete sentences on the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir Please. We need people to take it seriously, AND form complete sentences on the air. Liberals? They speak enough {censored} to know what they're doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor Liberals? They speak enough {censored} to know what they're doing. Now, why do you have to politicize everything? We are about to get as much equal opportunity {censored} as possible on the air. In fact, we think our best chances to recruit top athletes will come from both parties! Plus, just wait for amazing visuals after we train synchronized athletes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir Now, why do you have to politicize everything? We are about to get as much equal opportunity {censored} as possible on the air. In fact, we think our best chances to recruit top athletes will come from both parties! Plus, just wait for amazing visuals after we train synchronized athletes. synchronized {censored}ting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor well you'll have to wait until you get home I guess. edit Baby Nio says "no Photoshop time for you! Play with me!" Plus, after she goes to bed, it's sacred video game time for me. Can't disturb that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by Zamfir Plus, just wait for amazing visuals after we train synchronized athletes. Now, is that into the same toilet or will each member of the team get their own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greenshag Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor synchronized {censored}ting battle{censored}s? *think harold and kumar go to white castle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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