Members Chris Loeffler Posted August 26, 2005 Members Share Posted August 26, 2005 Colin pulled it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AcousticControl Posted August 26, 2005 Members Share Posted August 26, 2005 tell him to save it and put it on ice. doctors can do amazing things with microsurgery these days!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members (((echo))) Posted August 26, 2005 Members Share Posted August 26, 2005 I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AcousticControl Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 any pics yet?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr. Nick Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 is this a common trait for circuit benders or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chris Loeffler Posted August 29, 2005 Author Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by delorean any pics yet?? See link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paulandpaul Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 you gonna share what it is with the rest of us or were you just to lazy to PM delorean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Weatherbox Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 wtf is that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Robzilla Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by paulandpaul you gonna share what it is with the rest of us or were you just to lazy to PM delorean? +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chris Loeffler Posted August 29, 2005 Author Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 Pastrami OD (germanium diode swap, smooth mod, various value changes)Surf N Turf CompChik Salad Vibe (Countour mod)Tuna Melt TremPBJ Delay (slam/hold switch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paulandpaul Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by cmloeffler Pastrami OD (germanium diode swap, smooth mod, various value changes) Surf N Turf Comp Chik Salad Vibe (Countour mod) Tuna Melt Trem PBJ Delay (slam/hold switch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Weatherbox Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 now it's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AcousticControl Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 holy {censored} me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AcousticControl Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by paulandpaul you gonna share what it is with the rest of us or were you just to lazy to PM delorean? you have a PM .... ahh, {censored} it. i'll just tell you to SHUT UP right here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paulandpaul Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by delorean you have a PM .... ahh, {censored} it. i'll just tell you to SHUT UP right here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hoerni Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by cmloeffler See link Very cool, but where's the picture of the guts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members preservation Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 DANG ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 I don't get it. Danelectro sells a case for those pedals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members VicShat Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 i love that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thelonius Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 I want one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kriegsemann Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 I don't get it.Danelectro sells a case for those pedals. yah, but it, like the pedals, is plastic, is it not? Not to mention it is cool that he rehoused them all into one box. Admit it, that is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by Kriegsemann yah, but it, like the pedals, is plastic, is it not? Not to mention it is cool that he rehoused them all into one box. Admit it, that is cool. OK, yeah, its a cool project or whatever. If I had that kind of kung fu though, I'd be doing other things, like wiring up digital boobs to bounce at an envelope-controlled rate, with an expression pedal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kriegsemann Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 OK, yeah, its a cool project or whatever.If I had that kind of kung fu though, I'd be doing other things, like wiring up digital boobs to bounce at an envelope-controlled rate, with an expression pedal. Best.... Idea.... EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bucket_brigadier Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by Kriegsemann Best.... Idea.... EVER! naw. if he could pull that off with analog boobs, that would be the tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by lou_weed naw.if he could pull that off with analog boobs, that would be the tits. I just need an interface box to convert from digital to analog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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