Members Redfox777 Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 Chuck Norris IS the effect!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Honourable MOC Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 what's up with all the Chuck Norris humour going around these days? I've had at least 3 different Chuck Norris chain emails and heard countless references made on TV and the Radio. Did he say or do something completely insane? Or is it just common knowledge that Chuck Norris cured polio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CicadaSilence Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 Chuck Norris is the new All Your Base Are Belong To Us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Redfox777 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 I think the movie Dodgeball started it with that "{censored}ing Chuck Norris" comment. The guy is actually pretty cool and laid back so I dont think he said or did anything. There is a whole website of Chuck Norris Jokes. I think Chuck was interviewed about it and he doesn't understand why he gets picked on but thinks most of it is funny. I mean how can you pick on a guy like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GuyaGuy Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 Originally posted by Redfox777 I mean how can you pick on a guy like this. not to mention he has a hidden gusset in his crotch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Redfox777 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 He looks like an uglier Mark Hamill in those pictures. Definitely freaky without the mustache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Seth Carmody Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 Originally posted by The Honourable MOC what's up with all the Chuck Norris humour going around these days? I've had at least 3 different Chuck Norris chain emails You mean this one? I lost count 22 Chuck Norris Facts 1. Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Redfox777 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 OMG I almost fell out of my chair those are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NoirAbattoir Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CicadaSilence Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 Originally posted by Seth Carmody 3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phishmarisol Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 Here's one I made up....Jesus wears a bracelet that says "What Would Chuck Norris Do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MadSkillzMan Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 hah thats ok, on the mac IM client, Adium X, we have a script Type /Chuck, and you get a chuck norris joke i leave it in my away messages 24/7 and it updates every 60 seconds, pissing off whoever else has this IM client, cause itll just fill their window to the point where they cant even see what i last said lol but it keeps the guys who read it in class entertained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Marshall Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 I heard chuch norris recently joined the super adventure club after shaving off his beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members capnbringdown Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 I think the reason he's made fun of so much is because he's washed up and, of cours,e because of that horrible Walker series. I'm sure Bush loves that tv show. Those were some funny jokes about Chuck Norris, though. The Jack Bauer ones are better, but only because they're true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members anti-flag193 Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 yeah, I don't get all the chuck noris humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GuyaGuy Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 Originally posted by anti-flag193 yeah, I don't get all the chuck noris humor. i'm thinking Conan O'Brien might've been the impetus. he had the Walker lever that he'd pull to activate a Walker clip. that's when the ribbing started, i do believe.all i know is that this was one of my favorite movies when i was a kid:Chuck AND Carradine?! come on! you KNOW there's some ass-kickin' in that movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members booher Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 SAMUEL L. JACKSON > CHUCK NORRIS come on, SNAKES ON A MOTHER{censored}ING PLANE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Marshall Posted April 24, 2006 Members Share Posted April 24, 2006 Originally posted by booher SAMUEL L. JACKSON > CHUCK NORRIScome on, SNAKES ON A MOTHER{censored}ING PLANE! when you absoutly need to kill every mother{censored}er in the room you get your self chuck norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GuyaGuy Posted April 25, 2006 Members Share Posted April 25, 2006 Originally posted by phishmarisol Here's one I made up....Jesus wears a bracelet that says "What Would Chuck Norris Do?" http://lemonodor.com/images/chuck-norris-arete-s.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members djwa Posted April 25, 2006 Members Share Posted April 25, 2006 Before Chuck Norris it pretty much the same jokes but with Vin Diesel's name. It seems one fad breeds another.http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin is where I first saw this. The list on the left has all the various celebrities and you can submit your own 'facts'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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