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When I was 11 or there abouts I was jerking of to Darlene from Roseanne*, and the second before I came Sandra Bernhardt appeared on screen. It was too late to stop. I feel terrible to this day.

 

 

*I didn't have any choice. At that age it was pretty much a case of make use of any material available no matter how poor.

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Originally posted by skatan

Sarah Silverman is my top film/tv crush right now, but this was just atrocious.
:(

Someone post pics of hot jew girls to make up for it!

 

I posted a video: OT: Inspirational band

 

I'll bump it 4 ya

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Originally posted by skatan

When I was 11 or there abouts I was jerking of to Darlene from Roseanne*, and the second before I came Sandra Bernhardt appeared on screen. It was too late to stop. I feel terrible to this day.



*I didn't have any choice. At that age it was pretty much a case of make use of any material available no matter how poor.

 

well, i know too much about skatan now.

:(

 

 

here.

this will tak our minds off things.

red hot hebrew honey...

 

 

 

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Originally posted by skatan

Jesus, I never knew Goldie Hawn was Jewish! I was so in love with her as a kid- in a sex way!

 

half....

 

 

 

Adam Sandler

The Hanukkah Song

 

 

Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but not

Too many about hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish

Kids who dont get to hear any hanukkah songs--here we go...

 

Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah

Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,

 

Hanukkah is the festival of lights,

Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

 

When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of

People who are jewish, just like you and me:

 

David lee roth lights the menorrah,

So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

 

Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,

Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.

 

Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,

Put them together--what a fine lookin jew! [esus]

 

You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock

Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!

[esus]

 

Put on your yalmulka, its time for hanukkah,

The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.

 

O.j. simpson-- not a jew!

But guess who is...hall of famerrod carew--(he converted!)

 

We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,

Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

 

Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,

Well, hes not, but guess who is:all three stooges. [esus]

 

So many jews are in show biz--

Tom cruise isnt, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]

 

Tell your friend veronica, its time you celebrate hanukkah

I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.

 

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,

If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy

Hanukkah. happy hanukka!

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