Members mukuzi Posted December 6, 2006 Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 Is this what counts as good? It's not the music that offends me, it's the lamest lyrical content that shocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NoirAbattoir Posted December 6, 2006 Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 I love me some Jews, but I think "Attention Whores" would have been a more fitting name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theweight Posted December 6, 2006 Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 I thought it was pretty amusing, sort of like the female equivalent of MC Paul Barman. The whole Jewish nerd embracing thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members seifukusha Posted December 6, 2006 Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 i like matisyahu way way more ive never been kosher, but i like a good deli meal sometimes i also like bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mukuzi Posted December 6, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 Sarah Silverman is my top film/tv crush right now, but this was just atrocious. Someone post pics of hot jew girls to make up for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GuyaGuy Posted December 6, 2006 Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by skatan Sarah Silverman is my top film/tv crush right now, but this was just atrocious. Someone post pics of hot jew girls to make up for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members mukuzi Posted December 6, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 When I was 11 or there abouts I was jerking of to Darlene from Roseanne*, and the second before I came Sandra Bernhardt appeared on screen. It was too late to stop. I feel terrible to this day. *I didn't have any choice. At that age it was pretty much a case of make use of any material available no matter how poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Eddie Posted December 6, 2006 Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by skatan Sarah Silverman is my top film/tv crush right now, but this was just atrocious. Someone post pics of hot jew girls to make up for it! I posted a video: OT: Inspirational band I'll bump it 4 ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Eddie Posted December 6, 2006 Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by ColorsoundKid I love me some Jews, but I think "Attention Whores" would have been a more fitting name. These girls suck! I'll stick with Dylan, Bloomfield, Billy Joel, Peter Green... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mukuzi Posted December 6, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by Eddie I posted a video: OT: Inspirational band I'll bump it 4 ya Saw it. Gave me proper belly laughs too! And the horn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GuyaGuy Posted December 6, 2006 Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by skatan When I was 11 or there abouts I was jerking of to Darlene from Roseanne*, and the second before I came Sandra Bernhardt appeared on screen. It was too late to stop. I feel terrible to this day. *I didn't have any choice. At that age it was pretty much a case of make use of any material available no matter how poor. well, i know too much about skatan now. here. this will tak our minds off things. red hot hebrew honey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theweight Posted December 6, 2006 Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 Sweet relief! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NoirAbattoir Posted December 6, 2006 Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by skatan Sarah Silverman is my top film/tv crush right now, but this was just atrocious. Someone post pics of hot jew girls to make up for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mukuzi Posted December 6, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 Jesus, I never knew Goldie Hawn was Jewish! I was so in love with her as a kid- in a sex way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GuyaGuy Posted December 6, 2006 Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by skatan Jesus, I never knew Goldie Hawn was Jewish! I was so in love with her as a kid- in a sex way! half.... Adam Sandler The Hanukkah Song Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but notToo many about hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewishKids who dont get to hear any hanukkah songs--here we go... Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkahIts so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah, Hanukkah is the festival of lights,Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights. When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list ofPeople who are jewish, just like you and me: David lee roth lights the menorrah,So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli. Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,Put them together--what a fine lookin jew! [esus] You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rockCause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish![esus] Put on your yalmulka, its time for hanukkah,The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah. O.j. simpson-- not a jew!But guess who is...hall of famerrod carew--(he converted!) We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby! Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,Well, hes not, but guess who is:all three stooges. [esus] So many jews are in show biz--Tom cruise isnt, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus] Tell your friend veronica, its time you celebrate hanukkahI hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah. So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happyHanukkah. happy hanukka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Swingfinger Posted December 6, 2006 Members Share Posted December 6, 2006 I listened to part of hung like an orthodox and turned it off. That was seriously one of the worst songs ive ever heard. Right after the demo I made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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