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Members grayeyes777 Posted December 13, 2006 Members Share Posted December 13, 2006 Originally posted by Wilbo26 I advise you not to yank on them like you're firing up a lawnmower. wise advice sir... wise advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members singer Posted December 13, 2006 Members Share Posted December 13, 2006 i'm getting her a new boyfriend cos it's time to dump that bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted December 13, 2006 Members Share Posted December 13, 2006 Originally posted by singer i'm getting her a new boyfriend cos it's time to dump that bitch The ole' pass along eh? Nice. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gil1 Posted December 13, 2006 Members Share Posted December 13, 2006 Originally posted by Wilbo26 She prefers to swallow to cut down on the mess so thats no good. This post is useless without pictures.(Did someone do that already?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SE1081 Posted December 14, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 14, 2006 ho ho ho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalcore Posted December 15, 2006 Members Share Posted December 15, 2006 A digital camera! I found out last night (after I bought some Electro Harmonix gear) that she was planning to buy it for me, she had the picture on her computer and everything, and was planning to go in the city to get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Daeveed Posted December 15, 2006 Members Share Posted December 15, 2006 I don't know...she wants a Moog Little Phatty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lanefair Posted December 15, 2006 Members Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Daeveed I don't know...she wants a Moog Little Phatty. Why did that make me picture a black midget, specifically the one from such films as 'Me Myself & Irene' and 'Bad Santa' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Since i have a wife...ill get her a girlfreind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DonaldDemon Posted December 15, 2006 Members Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by slingshotmb Since i have a wife...ill get her a girlfreind. Booyah! That'd be nice. I had a great idea to go to antique store and get her a nice old fashioned diamond ring. I went to 4 different ones and failed. I am running out of time. She will kill me soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted December 15, 2006 Members Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by DonaldDemon Booyah! That'd be nice.I had a great idea to go to antique store and get her a nice old fashioned diamond ring. I went to 4 different ones and failed. I am running out of time. She will kill me soon. Two words. Pawn. Shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members DonaldDemon Posted December 15, 2006 Members Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Wilbo26 Two words. Pawn. Shop. Good idea but there aren't many around here. There is a place called Cash Converters which is a chain store and I {censored}ing hate those guys! I guess most pawnshop guys are bastards. I'll have to see if I can find any other ones within driving distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted December 15, 2006 Members Share Posted December 15, 2006 Well yeah most pawn shop owners are cocksuckers, but they have lots of cheap jewelry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GorillaLover Posted December 15, 2006 Members Share Posted December 15, 2006 I'm so grateful for this thread... I got two women to buy presents for and I have no clue as to what I'm getting them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members YourHerodDGC Posted December 15, 2006 Members Share Posted December 15, 2006 I wanted to buy some magic earrings that do whatever the owner wants. But someone bought them off of the witch that was selling them on ebay. Now i don't know what to get. Money is really no object. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members GorillaLover Posted December 17, 2006 Members Share Posted December 17, 2006 I sold my Ex-Fiancee's diamond engagement ring on ebay for about 1/12th the original retail cost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SE1081 Posted December 21, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 21, 2006 Originally posted by GorillaLover I sold my Ex-Fiancee's diamond engagement ring on ebay for about 1/12th the original retail cost Holy crap! Sorry to hear that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members digital Posted December 21, 2006 Members Share Posted December 21, 2006 i can keep my money on the banc.. i can't even get the girl i want to go to the movies with me or the movies were a dumb idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sense_of_henry Posted December 21, 2006 Members Share Posted December 21, 2006 Originally posted by SE1081 come on! more ideas! The perfect gift: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-obgJ5HBWVw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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