Members hangwire Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 I am getting to the point where my private practice is going to start gaining momentum and clients, but for now it will only be a part time thing. My current day job is getting really shady... so I was wondering if anyone knew of a type of part time work that pays suprisingly well... not including sex acts. It would have to be something that wouldn't need much if any special certifications or the such. Just something I can apply and get by mid march so I can giev the old "bye, all" speech and leave the current day job. Not that I think there are many jobs like these, but I thought the wide group that read this page might know of a field that meets this need that most peopel don't realize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Turd Furgison Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 not including sex acts. what about Money exchanged is for time and companionship only. Anything else that may occur is a matter of personal choice between two or more consenting adults of legal age, and is not contracted for, nor is it requested to be contracted for, or compensated for in any manner. Furthermore, this is not an offer, nor is it an agreement, nor is it an engagement in sexual conduct for a fee. I have the right to reject appointments as I deem necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members therhodeo Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 Depending on where you are waiting tables can be very good money. I did it for a year at my last college but it was in Branson MO so there were craploads of tourists. $200 for a sunday lunch buffet wasnt unheard of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted February 12, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 what about Money exchanged is for time and companionship only. Anything else that may occur is a matter of personal choice between two or more consenting adults of legal age, and is not contracted for, nor is it requested to be contracted for, or compensated for in any manner. Furthermore, this is not an offer, nor is it an agreement, nor is it an engagement in sexual conduct for a fee. I have the right to reject appointments as I deem necessary. I want to massage your brain & surrounding cranial fluids after reading that answer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rockster12 Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 easy,,, Drug Dealer Hit man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wacopacco Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 honestly, i'd love to be an assasin/hitman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted February 12, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 honestly, i'd love to be an assasin/hitman. it would be easy for me as I have a minimal conscious at best... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted February 12, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 easy,,, Drug Dealer Hit man hmm, pharmacy company traveling rep... good suggestion.I guess I am looking to see if a bowling alley worker makes $18/hr. Something suprising that most peopl don't know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members freeridstylee Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 I mean crack pretty much sells its self, and crack dealers need people shot, so yea drugs or hitman. You can also donate plasma and get about 20 bucks. I don't highly recommends that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members therhodeo Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 it would be easy for me as I have a minimal conscious at best... I'm kind of the same way. I'm sort of a cold person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wacopacco Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 hmm, pharmacy company traveling rep... good suggestion. I guess I am looking to see if a bowling alley worker makes $18/hr. Something suprising that most peopl don't know... i'm friends with a drug rep for phizer. he spent 10 years in school for pharmaceutical medicin. it's not easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wacopacco Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 I mean crack pretty much sells its self, and crack dealers need people shot, so yea drugs or hitman. You can also donate plasma and get about 20 bucks. I don't highly recommends that though. around here, sperm donors make $50 in one sitting, but you can only do it like, once a week or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members therhodeo Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 around here, sperm donors make $50 in one sitting, but you can only do it like, once a week or something.Thats a pedal every 2 weeks just for beatin off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted February 12, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 I'm kind of the same way. I'm sort of a cold person. I can be quiet inviting and charming, and I have a good sense of humor though dry. But I would slit a person's throat and gut them to order if I was paid enough and assured protected from legal reproach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted February 12, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 around here, sperm donors make $50 in one sitting, but you can only do it like, once a week or something.looking for 2-4 day a week consistant work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wacopacco Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 you know those 'agency' type things that brad pitt works for in Mr. and Mrs. Smith.... thats what i want to do. get 200k a pop at some unlucky bastards head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Robbert Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 Male prostitute? The more you suck, the more buck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 Fluffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Popoon Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 CEO or non executive director. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PFDarkside Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 Assuming this is a serious question, being a waiter at a nice restaurant or bartender is the best bet. You can do 20 hours a week and get a decent chunk of change in tips. Thats a pedal every 2 weeks just for beatin off. You have to uh, abstain in between 'sessions'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sense_of_henry Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 Fluffer :phil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phallic Potato Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 Don't rule out petty theft either. A lot of posters in this thread have suggested some pretty ridiculous things, but not theft. Edit: What good is money anyway? What are you a facist/capitalist pig? Seriously, get off your high horse, take the joint from it's mouth and join the Communist Party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kishjor Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 a con man. seriously. do it once in a while combined with another job, you will make big bucks. anyone want to buy 2 vintage gibson modernes i found in the old heritage guitar factory in kalamazzo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted February 12, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 Don't rule out petty theft either. A lot of posters in this thread have suggested some pretty ridiculous things, but not theft. Edit: What good is money anyway? What are you a facist/capitalist pig? Seriously, get off your high horse, take the joint from it's mouth and join the Communist Party. I believe in abortions and the death penalty, so that makes me a socialist, right do you need a license to bartend, or is it at the descression of the bar and anyone do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phallic Potato Posted February 12, 2007 Members Share Posted February 12, 2007 I believe in abortions and the death penalty, so that makes me a socialist, right What about performing back alley abortions? The only start up costs are a coffee can and a coat hanger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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