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I pickpocketed someone last night....


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Hey yall

 

I pickpockted this guy last night! Of course he ask me to do it. He said it might help get him laid or something. I got on the train in Chicago, and I ran by and grabbed his wallet out of his back pocket! He didn't pursue because I was bigger than he, probably a wuss, etc.

 

I only got like 8 bucks and a student ID.

 

He had a girlie with him and I'm sure it was a real bonding experience and now they're probably valentines

 

Anyone ever rob before? Think he should have tried to stop me? I think he should start carrying his wallet in his front pocket even though it'll look dorky!

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Yeah... i pulled a razor on some guy in a bathroom at a Greyhound station once. I told him to give me his money and he said to me "Before I die from that cut with the razor, you'll die right along with me". I lost my nerve and broke out before he was done taking a leak...

 

 

... What? If we're doing a parody, might as well go the whole 9, yeah?

 

:)

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