Members amarr1 Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 My friend made it. Mixed it with Mountain Dew. Yum. No terrible effects yet, wait until tomorrow and i hit the {censored}ter. So far so good. Any experiences w/ jarate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SharkMinusBear Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Well if you play TF2, jarate is a jar of piss you throw at people to make them dizzy. Glad it tasted good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Well if you play TF2, jarate is a jar of piss you throw at people to make them dizzy. Glad it tasted good. I know, I know, I know... lol. the alcohol though... http://www.nerdballoon.com/ben-blog/homemade-jarate-in-3-simple-steps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bill Cosby Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Im doing this now, except with grape juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jenesis Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Purple drank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members amarr1 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Im doing this now, except with grape juice.tripping after three. I'm a light weight though, so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bill Cosby Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 haha right on.Tell me details of how you made it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 haha right on.Tell me details of how you made it. Sorry bro, my friend made it, I did nothing. Once I get a hold of him I'll bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Actually, I think he followed the directions listed in the link i posted above, he just substituted sugar for honey for more alcohol though. Still tasted great, for liquor, that is.Here is an easy recipe to make a yellow alcoholic beverage that your friends will swear is urine in a mason jar, but in reality is a delicious carbonated refreshment fit for a crusty sniper ( especially quenching during those lengthy TF2 stalemates.) Read on to check out my homebrew recipe which will make 12 litres of "Jarate". #1. Buy 10 cans of apple juice ( pure pressed ) and pour 9 of them into a suitable container. You must be able to keep the container airtight, so using a carboy (large glass bottle) is best. You can use a large pot or bucket and cover the top with plastic wrap.#2. Heat up the last can of juice to a near boil, then add 1 cup of honey or sugar and dissolve.#3. Add the hot sweet mix to the rest of the juice, then add bread yeast to the now warm mixture. Be certain to poke a small hole in the plastic, or plug the top of your carboy with an airlock device ( this allows the CO2 that is generated during fermentation to escape, and it keeps the oxygen out.)That's it! in 10 days time the yeast will have fermented the mixture down to an alcoholic beverage (6-7%) that your friends will think is pee. Keep extra Jarate in mason jars next to your computer, because you never know when you'll need a sip. Duty!Notes: The longer you wait the better it tastes and the clearer it looks. Using wine yeast or champagne yeast ( $.80 a package ) produces a fairer tasting Jarate. Adding more sugar will boost the final alcohol content, but too much will kill the yeast so be modest. Do not bottle the Jarate before the recommended fermentation period; otherwise you could explode your bottles due to excess carbonation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bill Cosby Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Where in the hell do you buy a "Can" of apple juice?Like the frozen, from concentrate, containers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Where in the hell do you buy a "Can" of apple juice? Like the frozen, from concentrate, containers? the latter, something like this:To be honest, I don't think you can {censored} this up. My friend is a {censored}ing idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lou Speed Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Wouldn't it just be easier to give a bum a few bucks to buy you some beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Wouldn't it just be easier to give a bum a few bucks to buy you some beer? not badass enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bill Cosby Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 the latter, something like this: To be honest, I don't think you can {censored} this up. My friend is a {censored}ing idiot. Ah, so im guessing I could just buy a big jug of apple juice. Set some aside to add the sugar/honey. Then put the sweet mixture back in the original apple juice container.Add yeast, and let ferment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Ah, so im guessing I could just buy a big jug of apple juice. Set some aside to add the sugar/honey. Then put the sweet mixture back in the original apple juice container. Add yeast, and let ferment. yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bill Cosby Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Good deal.I just checked my "wine" and it smells pretty yeast-y.Not sure if i want to drink it or pour it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Good deal.I just checked my "wine" and it smells pretty yeast-y.Not sure if i want to drink it or pour it out. try a sip, I wouldn't wanna waste it, then again, I'm frugal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bill Cosby Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Haha, im sure i know what it would taste like.I'll give it a few more days to make it a month of fermenting.If it blows, i'll do the method mentioned here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jenesis Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 Does it taste like cider? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soulsonic Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 That {censored} will make you blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bill Cosby Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 proof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jenesis Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 98%? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 No, it doesn't at all. Tastes like gin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soulsonic Posted September 26, 2009 Members Share Posted September 26, 2009 No, it doesn't at all. Tastes like gin. How would you know? You only ever drink dumpster bum wine your friends make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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