Members The Boogie Man Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 The whole band got sick at almost the sametime. First the Drummer had to make a run for it at the end of out first set almost crapped his pants, then me and the Bass player were next, and our new Keyboard player just after that. Almost canceled the gig before the 3rd set. All Ok today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StevieRaveOn Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by The Boogie Man The whole band got sick at almost the sametime. First the Drummer had to make a run for it at the end of out first set almost crapped his pants, then me and the Bass player were next, and our new Keyboard player just after that. Almost canceled the gig before the 3rd set. All Ok today. I dunno if it's normal, but my stomach/"down there" gets all messed when I get really hot... like loading in before a gig in Lousiana. It's not necessarily "explosive" or anything , but doesn't make for a comfortable, stress-free pre-show time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zepman Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 hell, yes and if you got the runs, standing in front of the bass cabs is asking for trouble:freak: ...............John:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StevieRaveOn Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by zepman hell, yes and if you got the runs, standing in front of the bass cabs is asking for trouble:freak: ...............John:D Oh, you reminded me of something... I went to see Thrice the other night and my stomach started acting up, pre-squirts feeling, not comfortable. Bass kicks in, less comfortable. Out of no where, a pit start with my friend and I in the center, REALLY not comfortable. We managed to fight our way out of there. No sharting, but man, it was close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members salvador Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ripfence Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 My friend was the keyboard player in a band that was playing a big corporate gig. Their singer, while good was considered to be mentally "off" not like I'll-stab-you-in-the-middle-of-the-night-while-you-sleep more like saying very inappropriate things and inopportune times. Any way the bass player basically had an accident in his pants and at the end of the song he whispered in the singers ear that he had an accident and that they needed to take a break. As the bass player shuffled sideways off the stage (keeping his ass away from the audience) the singer announces "excuse us folks, we have to take a break, the bass player has {censored} himself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kung-Fool Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 I think I'd rather {censored} in my pants than some of club bathrooms I've been in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rabblerabble Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 God, imagine this from a woman's perspective. Have you ever gotten the squirts onstage? "Only once when this hot guy was right up front. He had massive pecs and I just got hot and squirted right then and there." Mods please remove if too lavish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bumble Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by Ripfence "excuse us folks, we have to take a break, the bass player has {censored} himself" :D :D Haha I laughed out so loud at that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PGS412 Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by Ripfence the singer announces "excuse us folks, we have to take a break, the bass player has {censored} himself" Hehehe ... what a prick!!I had it once when i played a gig a few years back, i thought i needed to fart & then just as i was about to i got that feeling like this was no gas build up. I held it in thank God & after we loaded our gear in I went to thump it down the 'S' bend before the gig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by The Boogie Man The whole band got sick at almost the sametime. First the Drummer had to make a run for it at the end of out first set almost crapped his pants, then me and the Bass player were next, and our new Keyboard player just after that. Almost canceled the gig before the 3rd set. All Ok today. You should have just pulled out some buckets and turned it into a theme show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StevieRaveOn Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by Kung-Fool I think I'd rather {censored} in my pants than some of club bathrooms I've been in. Werd, find a McDonald's, JiTB, whateva... There's not much more digusting than a punk bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by Ripfence "excuse us folks, we have to take a break, the bass player has {censored} himself" Oh man, I would have been rolling had I been in attendance. That's something you don't hear at just any corp party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StevieRaveOn Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by Bob Savage Oh man, I would have been rolling had I been in attendance. That's something you don't hear at just any corp party. That does sound like Dan Band material for a corporate party, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kannibul Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Make it part of the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ripfence Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by Bob Savage Oh man, I would have been rolling had I been in attendance. That's something you don't hear at just any corp party. I think it was a Capital One party too. "What's in YOUR britches" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members STEEL KAGE Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by Kung-Fool I think I'd rather {censored} in my pants than some of club bathrooms I've been in. No kidding!!!! the worst that I can think of at the moment was at this Club in Long Island called Sundance. the stench that came out of that "bathroom" was solid like a fist, and it literally felt like you got assaulted if you attempted to go in there. One night back in the 80's I was hanging out with my buddy Johhny G and Ronni LeTekro from TNT. They lived on the Island back then and Ronni used to come out to alot of shows. That night, Babylon A.D. was playing( does anybody remember them? I thought they were pretty cool) Anyway, Johhny tells me that he needs to find a place because if he doesnt, hes going to crap himself. Ronni wanted to burn( damn that guy loved smoking weed and we used to often) so we went outside. The next thing I know, I turn around and Johhny is between 2 cars, with his pants pulled down, holding on to the door handles of the cars, letting it fly. We were 50 ft away and it was loud as hell and being stoned, we couldnt stop laughing. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!!! Nope, not a stage story but funny as hell ..... Kage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nutsack Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 There was a guy that purposely {censored} on stage and threw it at the audience, I remember hearing about it on the radio a few years back. Part of his schtick was being abusive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Never on stage, but long ago, I came to an agreement with my body: it doesn't {censored} on me (pun intended), and I don't do stupid things to it. So, I've been lucky enough to miraculously be able to gig with the stomach flu, raging {censored}s, most of a concussion, a wrecked eye, and so on, without incident during the set. Before or after, however, is up for grabs. You just gotta teach yourself who's boss. You'll listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Richard_S Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by STEEL KAGE Anyway, Johhny tells me that he needs to find a place because if he doesnt, hes going to crap himself. Ronni wanted to burn( damn that guy loved smoking weed and we used to often) so we went outside. The next thing I know, I turn around and Johhny is between 2 cars, with his pants pulled down, holding on to the door handles of the cars, letting it fly. We were 50 ft away and it was loud as hell and being stoned, we couldnt stop laughing. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!!!Nope, not a stage story but funny as hell .....Kage hahahahahahahaha:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members danhops Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by STEEL KAGE No kidding!!!! the worst that I can think of at the moment was at this Club in Long Island called Sundance. the stench that came out of that "bathroom" was solid like a fist, and it literally felt like you got assaulted if you attempted to go in there. One night back in the 80's I was hanging out with my buddy Johhny G and Ronni LeTekro from TNT. They lived on the Island back then and Ronni used to come out to alot of shows. That night, Babylon A.D. was playing( does anybody remember them? I thought they were pretty cool)Anyway, Johhny tells me that he needs to find a place because if he doesnt, hes going to crap himself. Ronni wanted to burn( damn that guy loved smoking weed and we used to often) so we went outside. The next thing I know, I turn around and Johhny is between 2 cars, with his pants pulled down, holding on to the door handles of the cars, letting it fly. We were 50 ft away and it was loud as hell and being stoned, we couldnt stop laughing. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!!!Nope, not a stage story but funny as hell .....Kage Dude, that story almost made me {censored} my pants I was laughing so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members STEEL KAGE Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by danhops Dude, that story almost made me {censored} my pants I was laughing so hard. Ronni and I were laughing so hard I thought I was going to have a stroke!!! the visual was hysterical and Johhny came back saying " Bro, I dont care if it was televised, anything was better than crappin in the club bathroom!!!!" Oh, the memories!!! Kage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members auronius123 Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by nutsack There was a guy that purposely {censored} on stage and threw it at the audience, I remember hearing about it on the radio a few years back. Part of his schtick was being abusive. GG Allin? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members STEEL KAGE Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by auronius123 GG Allin? haha I was going to say that. didnt he OD a while ago? that guy was a nutjob!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members crwnedblasphemy Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by Ripfence My friend was the keyboard player in a band that was playing a big corporate gig. Their singer, while good was considered to be mentally "off" not like I'll-stab-you-in-the-middle-of-the-night-while-you-sleep more like saying very inappropriate things and inopportune times. Any way the bass player basically had an accident in his pants and at the end of the song he whispered in the singers ear that he had an accident and that they needed to take a break. As the bass player shuffled sideways off the stage (keeping his ass away from the audience) the singer announces "excuse us folks, we have to take a break, the bass player has {censored} himself" BWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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