Members draelyc Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 *Every story that starts like this: Originally posted by thriftyshirt I was on my way to a Jam Session last night and stopped at a local strip club to get a little attention. = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 How I missed this thread I will never know. I was probably drunk and passed out. Ironcially, that sounds oddly familiar to some of the girls Ive boned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members exposeenmity Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 Originally posted by nvcreations kegel exercises tighten the vag (at least the muscles in it) and yes the hymen can snap. hate to break it to you Anyone catch the pun in that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 I laughed, I cried, I wet my pants...That story touched me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shawn Lutz Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 lol...virgin workin in a strip club...I dont think so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members draelyc Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 Originally posted by richardcouch I laughed, I cried, I wet my pants... That story touched me... No telling where that story's been, mang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PhilBelanger Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 That was a nice work of fiction, you should write a book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kannibul Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 Originally posted by nvcreations kegel exercises tighten the vag (at least the muscles in it) and yes the hymen can snap. hate to break it to you Audibly...no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DannyM Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 I got laid, it was with a virgin,so i didn't have to go to the hospital after getting checked out at the free clinic. Virgins can have aids and other diseases. This public health message brought to you by Chili Mac Hamburger helper. mmmmmmmmmm PS. You should have GAPED and A2M her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HottKarl Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 Total work of fiction......don't y'all remember that this was a parody thread that was posted after another guy posted his story about how he broke a guys arm who tried to pickpocket him at a McDonalds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Evil Clown Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 Originally posted by cloudnine I've had more virgins than non. I give off a scent that attracts them, I think. Does washing your hand make it virgin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 virgins are overrated. give me a dirty, fast woman who knows a thing or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stratboy151 Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH does anyone remember the original thread this was spoofing? about the guy who broke someones arm at mcdonalds or whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chief Ten Beers Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 Originally posted by thriftyshirt I was on my way to a Jam Session last night and stopped at a local strip club to get a little attention. Just after paying for my dance I stuck hand on my shaft and was waiting to get off, this girl bumped into me and I felt a hand on my balls for a second, I turned and saw this other girl move away and I thought I saw her hand go inbetween her legs. At that same momement the girl who bumped me said "sorry "but I felt my penis and it was erect. I knew what had just happened, I said to the girl behind me "lets do it"? Shrugging her sholders she turned to walk away. I said STOP, I want to get laid! (at this time some people noticed and a few backed off) I said, THIS WHORE GOT ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED!! "She said no sir I didn't" then this other girl (her lesbian friend I think) the one who bumped into me said " be cool, you probally just need a good yanking, I'll help you.....", while the other girl started to leave, but someone tried to grope her, just as she got in the door to the dressing room, I stopped her with a kiss, she tried to go down on me and then licked me all over the face, so I took her to the ground with a body thrust and a pulled her panties to the side. I felt her cherry snap under my weight. Sombody with a good ear said she called out God's name. To make a long story short I got laid, it was with a virgin,so i didn't have to go to the hospital after getting checked out at the free clinic. . Too much fun for one Night I never got to the Jam. **Nothing like jacking off 6 times a day to prepare you for when the stripper wants to hit it, even if you haven't for 30 years. ** a virgin stripper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AmpliFIRE Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 ROTFLMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rho Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 Cut and paste from the Penthouse Forum... at least that's what I remember reading stuff like that 30 years ago ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Electric I Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 Congratulations. You can now use the porn name 'Buster Hymen' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scottosan Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 Originally posted by thriftyshirt I was on my way to a Jam Session last night and stopped at a local strip club to get a little attention. Just after paying for my dance I stuck hand on my shaft and was waiting to get off, this girl bumped into me and I felt a hand on my balls for a second, I turned and saw this other girl move away and I thought I saw her hand go inbetween her legs. At that same momement the girl who bumped me said "sorry "but I felt my penis and it was erect. I knew what had just happened, I said to the girl behind me "lets do it"? Shrugging her sholders she turned to walk away. I said STOP, I want to get laid! (at this time some people noticed and a few backed off) I said, THIS WHORE GOT ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED!! "She said no sir I didn't" then this other girl (her lesbian friend I think) the one who bumped into me said " be cool, you probally just need a good yanking, I'll help you.....", while the other girl started to leave, but someone tried to grope her, just as she got in the door to the dressing room, I stopped her with a kiss, she tried to go down on me and then licked me all over the face, so I took her to the ground with a body thrust and a pulled her panties to the side. I felt her cherry snap under my weight. Sombody with a good ear said she called out God's name. To make a long story short I got laid, it was with a virgin,so i didn't have to go to the hospital after getting checked out at the free clinic. . Too much fun for one Night I never got to the Jam. **Nothing like jacking off 6 times a day to prepare you for when the stripper wants to hit it, even if you haven't for 30 years. ** Virgin Stripper? IS that right? You must be gullable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shreder75 Posted April 27, 2006 Members Share Posted April 27, 2006 heh.. a virgin stripper that's a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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