Members ElectricPuppy Posted December 16, 2009 Members Share Posted December 16, 2009 Make up a slogan for your favorite synths! Try to describe the essence of your synth while keeping it as short as possible. Roland D-50: "Heaven in a metal box" (shamelessly stolen from CR)Roland JD-990: "The ultimate pad machine"Waldorf XTk: "It's orange." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChristianRock Posted December 16, 2009 Members Share Posted December 16, 2009 My suggestions... Roland A-80: "The back-breaker"Alesis Fusion: "It's what's inside that counts" or "You can't be smart AND look beautiful"Korg NS5R: "The tiny little box that could"Alesis Andromeda: see Alesis FusionJupiter-8: "Silkiest sounds ever"Minimoog: "A bad synth to own, a worse synth to be without"Moog Source: "The ultimate bass machine"Roland JX1: "P.O.S." All synths: "Dude!! Is that a Juno???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spleencage Posted December 16, 2009 Members Share Posted December 16, 2009 -Korg Oasys- " When You've Got $8,000 to Waste "-Moog Voyager " Of course it doesnt sound like a Mini, thats why we named it Voyager- Synclavier III " The only synth you'll never figure out" or " Get ready to take out a second mortgage on your house"- Linn Drum II " Our snare chip triggers 17 milliseconds late"- Roland TR808 " Sounds nothing like drums, but will appreciate in value over the next 30 years"- Rhodes Chroma " Sounds amazing, when it works"- Alesis ADAT " We put an 8 track head on a consumer VCR"- Pro Tools " It will cost you 10 times as much to join our club"- MOTU " Tech Support? We dont need no stinking Tech Support!"- Autotune " We made Gloria Estefan a star"- Roland S770 " We decided to abandon the best rack sampler ever made"- Peavey DPM2 " Creating {censored}ty amps taught us a lot about building synths" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mediterranean Posted December 16, 2009 Members Share Posted December 16, 2009 Posted this some time ago on here. Don't remember which thread and what it was about:) And here's a little "feeling so so" piece made on it:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members asynchro_nous Posted December 16, 2009 Members Share Posted December 16, 2009 V-Synth: "It's what's for deeiieeiieeennnnerrrrrrrhhhrrr" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spleencage Posted December 17, 2009 Members Share Posted December 17, 2009 Posted this some time ago on here. Don't remember which thread and what it was about:) And here's a little "feeling so so" piece made on it:) Yani meets John Tesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StompBoxLover Posted December 17, 2009 Members Share Posted December 17, 2009 Waldorf Quuuuiiiiiiiiooooooorrrrwwwwwksksksksksktktktktrrrrrrrrrwwououuuuwouououiiionkonk-onkonk-ononkrrrtrrrrrrwiiiiioouuuskiiiitrrrrrrrwonwonwonwonwonwonwonbtrrrrprrrbllllPow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members playstation Posted December 17, 2009 Members Share Posted December 17, 2009 He uses the Yamaha Motif , and he is the worlds most interesting man. "Stay thirsty my friends". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AJP Posted December 17, 2009 Members Share Posted December 17, 2009 Roland XP-30 (targeted squarely at the wedding band musician): "I've got presets, and I'm not afraid to use them". Moog Little Phatty: "Say hello to my leetle friend!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yoozer Posted December 17, 2009 Members Share Posted December 17, 2009 V-Synth: "It's what's for deeiieeiieeennnnerrrrrrrhhhrrr" Absolutely brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members midi Posted December 17, 2009 Members Share Posted December 17, 2009 Alesis Andromeda: "Somewhere in a Galaxy, far, far away..."Roland Fantom G : "The Ghost in the Machine"Korg M3: "iPod on 'Roids"Roland Jupiter 8: "The King of Synths"Yamaha DX7: "Let the Digital Age Begin"Casio CZ-101: " The little synth that could!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MuzikB Posted December 17, 2009 Members Share Posted December 17, 2009 Korg M3: "The Magic starts here"Waldorf Blofeld: "White German Chocolate"Akai MPC 2500: "The staple for beats of all kinds" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members (⌐■_■) Posted December 17, 2009 Members Share Posted December 17, 2009 korg ms-10 "whoooooooooop squelooooo pip"elka rhapsody "love on a real synth"roland sh-09 "BASSic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mega Jon Posted December 17, 2009 Members Share Posted December 17, 2009 Roland: Juno you vant one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Piano Man Posted December 17, 2009 Members Share Posted December 17, 2009 "Just cause it says Juno on the box, that doesn't mean it'll be Juno in the box" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chando Posted December 17, 2009 Members Share Posted December 17, 2009 Dave Smith's product line - "My synths don't sound good anymore" sorry .. had to do it. all in good fun. ... no really, my AX-60 sounds better than their whole lineup. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members veracohr Posted December 17, 2009 Members Share Posted December 17, 2009 Kind of in the realm of Captain Obvious, but: Roland TB-303 - "Acid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yoozer Posted December 18, 2009 Members Share Posted December 18, 2009 Macbeth X-Factor: Build it and they will come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jez Posted December 18, 2009 Members Share Posted December 18, 2009 Motif - Because touch screens are for girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundwave106 Posted December 18, 2009 Members Share Posted December 18, 2009 Kind of in the realm of Captain Obvious, but:Roland TB-303 - "Acid" In the same obvious realm: Roland TR-808: BOOM.Roland TR-909: Untz untz untz untz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chando Posted December 18, 2009 Members Share Posted December 18, 2009 Jen SX1000 - "Why is everybody always picking on me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members myfriendfive Posted December 18, 2009 Members Share Posted December 18, 2009 The Fantom G-Spot I hate when this happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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