Members Paul J. Edwards Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 The only thing is that Ms. Simpson is as dumb as a rock. Who can deal with that for more than one weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members feintguitarist Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Deltones Lots of those chicks suffer from the Nutella Makeup Syndrome: Layed thick, it looks good and yummy if you eat some at night, but might make you cry when you wake up next morning, and there is no more. Case in point: She looks ugly in both of those pictures...A case of beer she would look pretty decent though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Megadeth7684 Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Paul J. Edwards The only thing is that Ms. Simpson is as dumb as a rock.Who can deal with that for more than one weekend? Pretty sure it doesn't matter, since none of us will be marrying her anytime soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members feintguitarist Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 You don't need more than a weekend to hit it and quit it..so I guess it doesn't really matter now does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul J. Edwards Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Megadeth7684 Pretty sure it doesn't matter, since none of us will be marrying her anytime soon. Well this is all about fantasy! I would rather spend a weekend with Angelina than Jessica. I mean there is some talk time...no? Actually I would rather spend a weekend with Angelina with no sex than Jessica with. Fat chance of either!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Megadeth7684 Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Paul J. Edwards Well this is all about fantasy! I would rather spend a weekend with Angelina than Jessica. Fat chance of either!! I would be more than happy with either. I'd say my first choice right now would be Vanessa Marcil. She's beyond hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul J. Edwards Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Megadeth7684 I would be more than happy with either. I'd say my first choice right now would be Vanessa Marcil. She's beyond hot. I need the intelligent conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Megadeth7684 Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Paul J. Edwards I need the intelligent conversation. Vanessa Marcil seems intelligent enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bob the dentist Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Paul J. Edwards The only thing is that Ms. Simpson is as dumb as a rock.Who can deal with that for more than one weekend? I guaran-{censored}ing-tee you that she is exponentially less annoying than Jennifer Love Hewitt. I can barely stand to watch a 10 minute interview with her on the Tonight show, jesus she is so damn annoying. Not even the cute ditzy annoying, like Jessica can be, like the "holy {censored} I would eat rocks if nobody told me they weren't food" kind of stupid-annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Megadeth7684 Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by bob the dentist I guaran-{censored}ing-tee you that she is exponentially less annoying than Jennifer Love Hewitt. I can barely stand to watch a 10 minute interview with her on the Tonight show, jesus she is so damn annoying. Jennifer Love Huge-TitsShe's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bob the dentist Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Megadeth7684 Jennifer Love Huge-Tits She's awesome. I knew you would post pics, and I don't care, I can't look at her the same anymore, she's too annoying.Jessica > Jennifer.By a long shot, and the sad thing is that personality actually plays a factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Megadeth7684 Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by bob the dentist I knew you would post pics, and I don't care, I can't look at her the same anymore, she's too annoying. Jessica > Jennifer. By a long shot, and the sad thing is that personality actually plays a factor. Hmm, I would take Jennifer. I watched that Ghost Whisperer show a few times, and she's so hot. And I don't think she's nearly as annoying as you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bob the dentist Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Megadeth7684 Hmm, I would take Jennifer. I watched that Ghost Whisperer show a few times, and she's so hot. And I don't think she's nearly as annoying as you do. Have you seen her in an interview?What broke it for me was her little "sideways stare," you know, like the kind a stupid girl makes when she's wondering "hmm, I wonder if he really DOES have my nose?" PS: your JS pics are amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Maxx61 Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by AmazingDM I liked her until I realized she had one UGLY ass upper lip and ugly freckles Ain't nothing wrong with a fat lip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Megadeth7684 Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by bob the dentist Have you seen her in an interview? What broke it for me was her little "sideways stare," you know, like the kind a stupid girl makes when she's wondering "hmm, I wonder if he really DOES have my nose?" PS: your JS pics are amazing Haha, no I've never seen any interviews with her. I'd post more Simpson pics, but I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members batotman Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Hulston Prickle Tom Cruise's ex wife? Dude she's old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members parrotheada1a Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 If I may quote a Blondie song........'' Maria... you gotta see her...go insane out of your mind...''click on the thumbnails to open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Megadeth7684 Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by parrotheada1a If I may quote a Blondie song........ '' Maria... you gotta see her... go insane out of your mind...'' click on the thumbnails to open. Maria Menounos? Hell yeah, she's very hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 17 Tubes Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 I know I am late for the party...but if you think J. Simpsonis some kind of perfect femalw specimen...you need to lay off the internet masterbation. Hey...Il ike pics, virtual reality and jackingoff as much as anyone! Don't get me wrong.Just go tothe adult movie rental, get one of those 3-for-8.99 mag packs, and you find several much hotter and more perfect female specimens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 17 Tubes Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by batotman Tom Cruise's ex wife? Dude she's old. Old can be hot. Just depends on your skill level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hulston Prickle Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by batotman Tom Cruise's ex wife? Dude she's old. First man, my pic is of Erica Campbell, who is youthful and extraordinarily hot. Now-Mimi Rogers. Ever seen "Full Body Massage"? Yowza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AmazingDM Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Hulston Prickle First man, my pic is of Erica Campbell, who is youthful and extraordinarily hot.Now-Mimi Rogers. Ever seen "Full Body Massage"? Yowza. yeahh... droolso damn hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AmazingDM Posted August 13, 2006 Members Share Posted August 13, 2006 Originally posted by Maxx61 Ain't nothing wrong with a fat lip. oh cmon her's is naaaaasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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