Members Dew Knot Hump Posted August 17, 2010 Members Share Posted August 17, 2010 Anybody looking to join a band? My band needs a keyboard player for a mainly originals based band and craigslist is a {censored}ing unfunny joke. Anybody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members keybdwizrd Posted August 17, 2010 Members Share Posted August 17, 2010 A link to a website or some recordings might be nice. Based solely upon your HC persona, it appears as though you have some fascist thing going with babies, have an interest in balls, and practice abstinence. So probably not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dew Knot Hump Posted August 18, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 18, 2010 A link to a website or some recordings might be nice. Based solely upon your HC persona, it appears as though you have some fascist thing going with babies, have an interest in balls, and practice abstinence. So probably not. Ha Ha! :mad::mad: Here's some music: www.myspace.com/blacklabs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members XorAxAx Posted August 18, 2010 Members Share Posted August 18, 2010 Does your band have a signature song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dew Knot Hump Posted August 18, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 18, 2010 Does your band have a signature song? What's a "signature song?":confused::confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burster Posted August 18, 2010 Members Share Posted August 18, 2010 Does your band have a signature song? I believe it's called the "Dew Knot Hump" Just be careful not to hurt your balls trying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dew Knot Hump Posted August 18, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 18, 2010 I believe it's called the "Dew Knot Hump" Just be careful not to hurt your balls trying it. They say you learn something new every day. Today I learned that the Keyboard Forum should be re-named "The Half Ass Wanna Be Comedian Forum." :facepalm::facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted August 18, 2010 Members Share Posted August 18, 2010 I believe it's called the "Dew Knot Hump" I thought it might be Zyclon B Zombie Can't find a pic of a little hitler so here's a little islamofascist instead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChristianRock Posted August 18, 2010 Members Share Posted August 18, 2010 They say you learn something new every day. Today I learned that the Keyboard Forum should be re-named "The Half Ass Wanna Be Comedian Forum." :facepalm: :facepalm: Funny, that's exactly how I call Guitar Jam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dew Knot Hump Posted August 18, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 18, 2010 Funny, that's exactly how I call Guitar Jam! Uncorrect. Guitar Jam is the "3/4 Ass Wanna Be Comedian Jam." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dew Knot Hump Posted August 18, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 18, 2010 I'm sorry I came here, you jerks are not helpers you are hurters!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bernard Posted August 18, 2010 Members Share Posted August 18, 2010 Arranger keyboard on auto play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members McHale Posted August 18, 2010 Members Share Posted August 18, 2010 As a keyboard player from Chicago-land who's looking for a band, let me tell you why I would never consider your band. Your songs. Your attitude. Your profile picture of a baby Hitler. Your poor grammar (uncorrect isn't a word). And lastly... Your music. -Mc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dew Knot Hump Posted August 19, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 19, 2010 As a keyboard player from Chicago-land who's looking for a band, let me tell you why I would never consider your band. Your songs. Your attitude. Your profile picture of a baby Hitler. Your poor grammar (uncorrect isn't a word). And lastly... Your music. -Mc Thanks, judging from the guitar you want to buy I'm guessing you are a metal dude (probably a big Dream Theater fan) which means you wouldn't even get an audition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members McHale Posted August 19, 2010 Members Share Posted August 19, 2010 Thanks, judging from the guitar you want to buy I'm guessing you are a metal dude (probably a big Dream Theater fan) which means you wouldn't even get an audition. you'd guess that because you're an idiot. I'm sure you're going to get a LOT of keyboard players flocking to your band so they can carry your sorry asses. No wonder craigslist didn't work out for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dew Knot Hump Posted August 19, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 19, 2010 so they can carry your sorry asses. :lol::lol::lol: I truly love the internetz. Really. Thanks for the kind words breaux! Can you post your gig schedule so I can come out one night and throw things at you? On second thought don't, judging by your location I probably wouldn't go out to Cairo for the local open mic night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Buuzer Posted August 19, 2010 Members Share Posted August 19, 2010 Didn't WWII end like a long time ago? Or am I suddenly surrounded by this mess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted August 19, 2010 Members Share Posted August 19, 2010 sQBh6S7qQdI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dew Knot Hump Posted August 19, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 19, 2010 This seems to be more of a gear forum than a music forum. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burster Posted August 19, 2010 Members Share Posted August 19, 2010 You already called us wanna bes so now calling it a gear forum goes with the theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burster Posted August 19, 2010 Members Share Posted August 19, 2010 Have you ever really thought about how many millions of people and bands try to get a record deal compared to the few that actually get them? I tried for years and realized it just wasn't in the cards. The sad thing is to see guys in there late 30's and 40's still looking for that record deal. Sure it happens but, it might be better to get some schooling so you don't end up working in a music store when you're 50-60 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dew Knot Hump Posted August 19, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 19, 2010 You already called us wanna bes so now calling it a gear forum goes with the theme. I called you guys wanna be comedians not musicians, I have no idea what any of you guys sound like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burster Posted August 19, 2010 Members Share Posted August 19, 2010 It's all good since I'm just bustin' your balls for no good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChristianRock Posted August 19, 2010 Members Share Posted August 19, 2010 This is a gear, music, programming, sequencing, i.e. all-around forum. We don't have a gazillion different sub-forums like you guitar players do. Your Amps forum is the busiest btw... so no room to talk about our gear threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members akliner Posted August 19, 2010 Members Share Posted August 19, 2010 I called you guys wanna be comedians not musicians, I have no idea what any of you guys sound like. Hello! We do have a sense of humor but we aren't evil people. That's not a good way to show off our midwest politeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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