Members guitardude24 Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Hi, My girlfiend tells me I smell. I shower every day, but I guess I'm just a naturally smelly man So, I'm running low on both my body wash and my deodorant so I figured I'd get some suggestions from y'all, seeing as you are a bunch of nice smelling, ladies men, right? So, first off, should I get a good smelling body wash? I use that Axe body wash now and I must say it doesn't really last long...I heard the Old Spice stuff is good? My girl told me she would basically {censored} me non-stop if I worn the Old Spice Mountain Rush deodorant, so I tried it, but now my armpits always itch, only after I started using that deodorant...weird? So I'd prefer not to use it, but I like the sex ...Maybe there's a Mountain Blast body wash by Old Spice?!?! Ok, so next question is about deodorant vs. cologne. I've never really owned a cologne...I'm a freshman in college and I was a sheltered, shy child growing up so I never got into that stuff when I was younger. I want a nice smelling something that will cover up my natural man-scent all day. Suggestions? Finally, if I use a cologne, how the {censored} do I apply it? How much and where? I know that it's a major turn on if a guy smells nice, but it's a major turn off if he smells of way too much cologne. Help a smelly brotha out! EDIT: After some research I find that Old Spice does have the Mountian Rush in both a body wash and a clear gel deodorant. Should I try these? I always used to use a gel deodorant, maybe the stick vs. gel is what's making my armpits so itchy and uncomfortable? SECOND EDIT: Now I'm all confused. It seems Old Spice also has this Mountain Rush in a aerosol Spray deo/antiperspirant. What's the best route to go? A gel or spray? And then, deodorant/antiperspirant vs. cologne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members omni Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Rub her {censored} on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitardude24 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by omni Rub her {censored} on you. I'd try that but every time I eat her out I get really bad breath...so, Idunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members omni Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by guitardude24 I'd try that but every time I eat her out I get really bad breath...so, Idunno. Drop a TicTac in her slit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitardude24 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by omni Drop a TicTac in her slit. But what about when she's not around?The whole point of this is that I go to college 2.5 hours away from her so I don't see her for a few weeks at a time and I wanna smell nice to get uber sex when I do see her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members omni Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by guitardude24 But what about when she's not around? The whole point of this is that I go to college 2.5 hours away from her so I don't see her for a few weeks at a time and I wanna smell nice to get uber sex when I do see her. Dial and Clorox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 get a nice cologne. not one youd buy at vons, or {censored}in sav on. get a high dollar, descent cologne. now from there, spray once on your neck, bare skin, not your shirt. the skin will make the cologne come off stronger as you sweat. feel free to hit your nuts once if shes gonna give you head. The burn is natural, dont worry, youll get used to it. thats crash course in cologne. body wash, obviously, wash your body, keep it real with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members omni Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by Emelianenko get a nice cologne. not one youd buy at vons, or {censored}in sav on. get a high dollar, descent cologne. now from there, spray once on your neck, bare skin, not your shirt. the skin will make the cologne come off stronger as you sweat. feel free to hit your nuts once if shes gonna give you head. The burn is natural, dont worry, youll get used to it. thats crash course in cologne. body wash, obviously, wash your body, keep it real with that. Fo troof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members exafro Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Get some real cologne, not those spray on deodorants. There is a reason those are 5.99 and cologne is 5 times that. I'm just saying, if you want to get laid, don't cheap out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Craigy Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 http://www.fragrancex.com/products/_cid_cologne-am-lid_A-am-pid_610M__products.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitardude24 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by Emelianenko get a nice cologne. not one youd buy at vons, or {censored}in sav on. get a high dollar, descent cologne. now from there, spray once on your neck, bare skin, not your shirt. the skin will make the cologne come off stronger as you sweat. feel free to hit your nuts once if shes gonna give you head. The burn is natural, dont worry, youll get used to it. thats crash course in cologne.body wash, obviously, wash your body, keep it real with that. Is that one spray on either side of my neck or only one? Where should I spray the one? Adam's apple? Spine? Also, I shave my balls, should I spray those? Will it burn a lot? I think right now I'm gonna get the Old Spice body wash and see how strong that is and how long it stays on my skin and go from there! Any other opinions on colognes? What are some good ones and/or good places to try and buy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Craigy Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Armani - Aqua di gio, Mania, CodeBoss - Energize, In motion blackCalvin Klein - Euphoria, CraveBuy an anti persperant for yer pits. Spray the after shave on your face duh and put a bit behind your ears - theres glands there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitardude24 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 I once tried my buds cologne called Curve and my girl didn't like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members omni Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by guitardude24 Is that one spray on either side of my neck or only one? Where should I spray the one? Adam's apple? Spine? Also, I shave my balls, should I spray those? Will it burn a lot? I think right now I'm gonna get the Old Spice body wash and see how strong that is and how long it stays on my skin and go from there! Any other opinions on colognes? What are some good ones and/or good places to try and buy? Spray yer taint, pits, balls and sack with some clorox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitardude24 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by Craigy Armani - Aqua di gio, Mania, Code Boss - Energize, In motion black Calvin Klein - Euphoria, Crave Buy an anti persperant for yer pits. Spray the after shave on your face duh and put a bit behind your ears - theres glands there OMG, I totally left out aftershave!What should i get, right now I use a Gillette Fusion and Brut aftershave...So, I should get a body wash, antiperspirant, some cologne and nice smelling aftershave?What if the scents waft together and happen to small like ass when combined? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by guitardude24 Is that one spray on either side of my neck or only one? Where should I spray the one? Adam's apple? Spine?Also, I shave my balls, should I spray those? Will it burn a lot?I think right now I'm gonna get the Old Spice body wash and see how strong that is and how long it stays on my skin and go from there!Any other opinions on colognes? What are some good ones and/or good places to try and buy? adams apple, and use a quality chanel. anytihng at nordstroms will do. I shave my balls too, and the burn is equal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members omni Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by omni Spray yer taint, pits, balls and sack with some clorox. Ya dirty dog. Oh, and dip yer arse in some soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sixthsense Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 My girl got me some "Victoria's Secret Very Sexy for Him". It's not bad, I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitardude24 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by omni Ya dirty dog. Oh, and dip yer arse in some soap. Hey! I'm not mexican smelly, I'm just smelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members omni Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by guitardude24 Hey! I'm not mexican smelly, I'm just smelly. Bull{censored}, you reak of ass and monkey cum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitardude24 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by Emelianenko adams apple, and use a quality chanel. anytihng at nordstroms will do. I shave my balls too, and the burn is equal. Okay, thanks for the info.There are no Nordstroms in my state. I'll go some places with my girl and see what we both like the smell of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitardude24 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by omni Bull{censored}, you reak of ass and monkey cum. I guess that makes sense...because I took your advise about rubbing my girls {censored} all over me, but I could only find your mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members omni Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by guitardude24 Okay, thanks for the info. There are no Nordstroms in my state. I'll go some places with my girl and see what we both like the smell of! Your girl smells of omni horn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitardude24 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by omni Your girl smells of omni horn. You make me sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members omni Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by guitardude24 You make me sad. Just doing my job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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