Members haggardguy Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 Fair enough, but I wouldn't remember the name, much less how to spell it. I'm just a dumb guitar player though. If I could remember that stuff I would have gone to med school. Ya but if you had them you'd remember what they were, you dont want to get busy with a lay-dee and not be able to give her an explanation as to what the bumps are. She wont be down with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renoir1 Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 to make the bumps go away, i suggest you take a sledgehammer and swing it into your crotch, that should do teh trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chrisjd Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 to make the bumps go away, i suggest you take a sledgehammer and swing it into your crotch, that should do teh trick Are you new here or sometehing? :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soundstorm Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 I know exactly what that is. HPV- Human Papaloma Virus, also known as Genital Warts. My drummer found out he had them, because he gave them to a girl he had slept with. A girl I used to sleep with emailed me a while back and told me she had them and that I needed to get checked. Turns out I didn't, but I'm well educated about them. They are small, sesame seed sized, flesh colored bumps (actually warts) on the penis and scrotum areas. You should go to a doctor and have them frozen off every so often, because they'll keep coming and if you don't take care of them...will make a cluster and get pretty ugly. The good news is, these are harmless to men. The bad news is 1) There's no cure. 2) HPV can cause Cervical Cancer in women. 3) These can be transmitted sexually, or hand-to-genital. Go to a clinic, get them removed, and wear a rubber from now on. Sorry, bro. I really hope for your sake that's not what it is, or something worse, but that's definitely what it sounds like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members seblo_15 Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 look up this (molluscum) and see if this is your problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ThrashmetalErik Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 Be a man and Lance the {censored}ers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members seblo_15 Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 Actually there is a treatment that prevents them from coming back called Gardesil I believe. Men can ask for this shot as well. And instead of getting them burned off ask for a cream called aldera or something like that.Yeah and it was the drummer and not you right (for the post above mine) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 I know exactly what that is. HPV- Human Papaloma Virus, also known as Genital Warts.My drummer found out he had them, because he gave them to a girl he had slept with. A girl I used to sleep with emailed me a while back and told me she had them and that I needed to get checked. Turns out I didn't, but I'm well educated about them.They are small, sesame seed sized, flesh colored bumps (actually warts) on the penis and scrotum areas. You should go to a doctor and have them frozen off every so often, because they'll keep coming and if you don't take care of them...will make a cluster and get pretty ugly.The good news is, these are harmless to men.The bad news is 1) There's no cure. 2) HPV can cause Cervical Cancer in women. 3) These can be transmitted sexually, or hand-to-genital.Go to a clinic, get them removed, and wear a rubber from now on. Sorry, bro. I really hope for your sake that's not what it is, or something worse, but that's definitely what it sounds like. Gimme a break man. What he is describing is exactly what 90% of guys have. Its the oil glands at the base of the hair folicles. FYI...genital warts almost always look like a classic wart...cauliflower shaped with sharp raised edges. They rarely are even found on the scrotum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soundstorm Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 Gimme a break man. What he is describing is exactly what 90% of guys have. Its the oil glands at the base of the hair folicles.FYI...genital warts almost always look like a classic wart...cauliflower shaped with sharp raised edges. They rarely are even found on the scrotum. Try doing some research before you sound off. How's that shoe taste? HPV, look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soundstorm Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 Gimme a break man. What he is describing is exactly what 90% of guys have. Its the oil glands at the base of the hair folicles.FYI...genital warts almost always look like a classic wart...cauliflower shaped with sharp raised edges. They rarely are even found on the scrotum. Genital wartsGenital warts are a sexually transmitted disease (STD) that can affect both men and women. They are caused by various types of human papillomavirus (HPV). In women, HPV can infect the cervix, vagina, vulva, and area around the anus. Genital warts in women often cause abnormal Pap test results. Certain types of HPV may increase the risk of cervical cancer. In men, HPV can infect the penis, scrotum, and area around the anus. Genital warts may continue to grow and spread, or they may go away with or without treatment. A person infected with HPV remains infected even after treatment to remove visible warts or if the warts go away without treatment. Warts often return after treatment. Pregnancy and diabetes increase the likelihood that warts will return and increase growth of existing warts. HPV types that cause genital warts are different from those that cause common, plantar, filiform, and flat warts. Author Kerry V. Cooke Author Amy Fackler, MA Editor Kathleen M. Ariss, MS Primary Medical Reviewer Patrice Burgess, MD - Family Medicine Not all forms of HPV cause warts. Some warts are even so small they're not even visible unless under microscope. It's been said that up to 80% of sexually active adults have HPV in some form or another. The less common are the forms with visible warts and/or cancer causing cells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 Try doing some research before you sound off. How's that shoe taste?HPV, look it up. You're obviously an idiot. I have done research. I would be willing to bet its not HPV. The dude even said that he went to the doctor and the doctor told him they were not HPV, but rather glands that are normal. You have a PhD and would like to challenge the doc's diagnosis I assume? Doctors see HPV every day and know what it looks like. I have exactly what the original poster described on MY sack. My doctor said it was nothing. I had a biopsy performed on a small skin sample because I wanted to be sure. The result was NEGATIVE. Just because you have warts on your jammy doesn't mean every bump everyone has down there is HPV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ZCat Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 Pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soundstorm Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 You're obviously an idiot. I have done research. I would be willing to bet its not HPV. The dude even said that he went to the doctor and the doctor told him they were not HPV, but rather glands that are normal. You have a PhD and would like to challenge the doc's diagnosis I assume? Doctors see HPV every day and know what it looks like. I have exactly what the original poster described on MY sack. My doctor said it was nothing. I had a biopsy performed on a small skin sample because I wanted to be sure. The result was NEGATIVE.Just because you have warts on your jammy doesn't mean every bump everyone has down there is HPV. I'm pretty far from an idiot. But it's safe to say you're an arrogant little prick. I don't trust a single doctor's diagnosis. I never would. No one ever should. If he didn't go to a specialist, then he should, and ask to have his bumps SPECIFICALLY tested for HPV. They'll do a scrape sample, and put it under the microscope. **If his doc didn't do this, there's no way to be sure if it was or was not HPV** Read this post, then my last one, and then please choke on that other shoe you just ate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 I'm pretty far from an idiot. But it's safe to say you're an arrogant little prick. I don't trust a single doctor's diagnosis. I never would. No one ever should. If he didn't go to a specialist, then he should, and ask to have his bumps SPECIFICALLY tested for HPV. They'll do a scrape sample, and put it under the microscope. **If his doc didn't do this, there's no way to be sure if it was or was not HPV** Read this post, then my last one, and then please choke on that other shoe you just ate. I read your other post. It means nothing. You are trying to challenge a doctor's diagnosis over the INTERNET. Do you not understand that? How the hell did I eat a shoe? If you were here, I would smack you in the face with my giant balls and you would then realize that they are nice and HPV free, after you give me oral pleasure of course. Open up big boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dean2031 Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce%27s_spot very common Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ZCat Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 OK, I was just kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cap'n Ahole Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 disable the latch security on a microwave & stand with your penis in it. Set it for 5 mins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renoir1 Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 Are you new here or sometehing? yes, sometihng like taht Hi :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DET1973 Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 If you were here, I would smack you in the face with my giant balls and you would then realize that they are nice and HPV free ROTFLMAO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Volitan Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 nobody else has bumps? Look closley I do. But seriously, how many dudes, look under their dicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members saxxamafone Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 you're spending too much time playing with your penis, go play with your guitar. LMAO!!old man roccaforte with the call lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RossE Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 I've been trying to rub those off. I usually keep going until some white puss comes out. The bumps dont go away though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members only_shallow Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 Yeah, I took a picture of mine Hehe, got you all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aeckhart Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce%27s_spotvery common Oh...My...God...you could have warned us there were pics in that link or something. I clicked there hoping for info and I get instant dick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DarkIntension Posted March 28, 2007 Members Share Posted March 28, 2007 Don't worry dude, it's completely normal. I have had them every since childhood and doc said it was normal. And mine are poppy seed size, if not then less. If they are the size of grapes(!!!!) then worry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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